Pisinaari Janta

     Secunderabad lo untunna Venkat, Srikakulam lo untunna pellaam Varalakshmi cell karchu thagginchukovadaaniki pettukunna Missed Call Theory.

Venkat:
-> Oka ring ichi cut chesthe, "nenu kshemam, nuvvu kuda kshemamani aashisthanu."
-> Rendu rings ichi cut chesthe, "naa daggara amount thakkuvaga undhi, nuvvu ring chey."
-> Moodu rings ichi cut chesthe, "nuvvu office lo untavu, office phone nundi naatho matladu."
-> Naalugu rings ichi cut chesthe, "online lo mee naannani dabbulu pampamanu."
-> Aidhu rings ichi cut chesthe, "good night."

Varalakshmi:
-> Oka ring ichi cut chesthe, "nenu bagane unnanu. Pakkintidhi puttintiki velthanandhi, vellindha?"
-> Rendu rings ichi cut chesthe, "bhojanam ayyindha?"
-> Moodu rings ichi cut chesthe, "TV serials chusthunnara?"
-> Naalugu rings ichi cut chesthe, "naako cheera konandi."
-> Aidhu rings ichi cut chesthe, "nenochaaka mee sangathi thelusthanu."

Konte Prashna - Chilipi Javaabu

* Break la potilu pedithe evaru prize pondhutharu?
- TV Channels vaallu

* Fees collection lo evaru mundhanjalo untaru?
- Corporate vidhyaasamsthalu

* Swaathanthryam nundi ippati varaku prathi ennikala vaagdhaanaallonu common ga unna amsham?
- Neeru

* Edusthu edipinchevaadi pessimist. Mari navvuthu navvinchevaadu?
- Jokist

* Ye  cinema prakatanaku prekshakulu shock avutharu?
- Maa cinema hall lo dhomalu karichinandhu valla dengue vasthe maa poochee ledhu.

Telugu Cinema Heroism

* Veganga vasthunna train nu hero edhuruga velli dee kodithe train O padhi mile lu venakki vellaalsindhe.

* Chitikena velutho champestha! Laanti dialogues thappanisariga undaali.

* Heroine bettu chesthunte okka lempakaayatho premalo padesthaadu.

* Vandhala metre la lothu goyyi theesi paathinaa, hero okka keka vesi bayataku vachesthaadu.

* Entha etthulo eguruthunna vimaanaanni ayinaa okka udhutuna genthi hero avaleelagaa andhukuntadu.

* Vandhala mandhi rowdy lu chuttu muttinaa, hero okka jump tho vaarinandharini dhaati, okesari andhari bharatham patti, matti karipinchesthaadu.

* Entha peddha gaayam thagilinaa, ye maatram noppi lekunda fight chesthadu.

Su'puthrulu'

Doctor thana koduku tho: EAMCET exam ela undhi? Pass avuthava?
Koduku: Chaala critical ga undhi, ippude em cheppalenu.

Manthri gari abbayi tho Teacher: Varadhalosthe etuvanti jagrathalu theesukovali?
Abbayi: Ventane chandhaalu vasool cheyyaali.

Judge thana koduku tho: Oke okka kshanam lo oka abadham cheppagaligithe nenu neeku Rs.100/- isthanu.
Koduku: Abadhama! Adhi maa inta vanta ledhu. Nuvvisthaananna Rs.200/- ivvu.

Poojaari thana koduku tho: Udhyogaaniki RESUME pampinchaavaa?
Koduku: Dhaanitho paatu Gothram, Nakshathram, Raashi kuda raasi pampaany naanna.

Officer thana koduku tho: Nenu oka group theesukommante nuvvu vere group theesukuntaaventi?
Koduku: Amma ninnu serials pettamante nuvvu vaarthalu pedathaavenduku?

Vaathaavarana adhikaari thana koduku tho: Exam results eppudosthayi?
Koduku: Raaboye 48 gantallo eppudainaa ravochu.

Neetipaarudhala shaakaadhikaari thana koduku tho: Kaalamenduku raa vrudhaa chesthavu?
Koduku: Storage cheyyadam elago theliyaka.

Pekaata paparao thana koduku tho: Jeevitham lo eppudu joodham aadakuraa! Joodham lo okasari gelustham, okasari odipotham.
Koduku: Ayithe roju vidichi roju aaduthaale naanna.

Mandhopaakhyaanamu

Chinuku kosamu thapiyinchu chintha yela
Dhappikanudheerchu baarulu thanaru chunda

Brandy, whiskey lu manasuku balamu nosagu
Gonthu dhiginantha navi neeku koorchu sukhamu

Panta dhigubadi ledhani baadha valadhu
Mandhu chaaladhe nirathamu vindhu seya

Jeevithammuna enniyo chedhulundu
Matthu maragina baadhalan chitthucheyu

Pappu biyyamu kosamu thippalela
Illu illaalu pillalu kallagaadhe

Kashtamula nella marapinchu karunamoorthi
Nibbunandhinchu notiki nibbaramuga.

Padham - Paramaartham

  News Paper: Baruvaina vaarthalanu thesthu kuda thelikagaa egaragaligedhi.

  Cheera: Thelikainakoladhee dhara baruvekkedhi.

  T.V.: Maatalaadakapoyinaa manushulanu oke daggara kurchoniche samaikyathaa yanthram.

  Srimathi: Srivari mathini thana daggara unchukune sthree.

  Nijam: Abadham antha andhamga undanidhi.

  Aathma vishwaasam: Ye samasyalu lenantha varaku andharilonu menduga undedhi.

  Aarogyam: Unnappudu dhaani lekka undadhu. Lenappudu dhaani viluva thelusthundhi.

Kopishti Ammaayilaku Paapishti Salahaalu

'Avunu! Ollu mandipodu mari! Antha mandhilo nannu anthalesi maatantaadaa? Entha mogudaithe maatram anthaa athanidhemaataa? Ithani meedha paga theerchukovaali'. Ituvanti aalochanalu unna kopishti ammaayilaki, konni paapishti salahaalu.

* Maatalu maaneshaadaa? Ayithe athani nithyaavasara vasthuvulu roju unde chotla nundi theesi, vere chotlaki maarchandi. Ante shaving kit, cell phone, spectacles, scooter keys laantivi.

* Aayana office nunchi intiki vache mundhu, ante o 15mins mundhu intiki thaalam vesi, porugintlo kaalakshepam chesi, oka 30mins tarvatha navvukuntu randi.

* Mee sreevaari snehithulani pilichi, aayana unnappudu vaarosthe, kondhari bharthala pravarthana gurinchi parokshamga nindhinchandi. Adhi vini snehithulu meetho saanubhoothiga palakadam sahajam. Appudu bhartha gari moham oka agnigundam avagaladhu.

* Illu eppudu neat ga unche meeru, aayana vache mundhu intini oka adavini cheyyandi.

* Oka kottha tharam scent bottle koni dhaachandi. Aayana gaadahnidralo unnappudu, aa scent ni aayana baniyan pai kaastha jalli, oka bottu sticker ni baniyan ki antinchandi. Aayana leva gaane pani meedha daggariki vellinattu velli gattiga shwaashinchandi. Baniyan meedha sticker ni pareekshaga, anumaanamga chudandi. Anthe, kaalla beraaniki raaka thappadhu.

* Udhayam vanta lo uppu ekkuva veyyandi. Madhyaahnam tiffin pampinappudu assalu uppu veyyakandi. Dhaantho gurudu dhigiraaka thappadhu.

     Ilaa chaalaane unnayi mari. Mee kopishti medhassuki padhunu pedithe, ilaantivi kokollalu thadathaayi. Try cheyyandi.

Athyaashaaparudu

     Oka maanavudu vichaaranga kurchuni baadhapaduthunnadu. Atu vaipu vachina O mahaathmudu athadi dhuhkaaniki kaaranam thelusukovaalanukunnaadu.

Mahaathmudu: O maanavaa! Yemiti nee baadha?
Maanavudu: Jeevitham lo santhoshame ledhu swamy.

     Ventane aa mahaathmudu thana choopudu velunu akkadunna raayikesi chaachaadu. Aa raayi bangaru raayi ga maaripoyindhi.

Mahaathmudu: Ippudu santhoshamena?
Maanavudu: Aaa...adhoka raaye kadha!

     Ee maatu thana choopudu velutho prakkane unna chettunu bangaru chettu ga maarchesadu.

Mahaathmudu: Ippudemantavu?
Maanavudu: Adhoka chette kadha!

     Malli choopudu velunu intivaipu chupinchadu. Illu bangaru illu ga maaripoyindhi.

Mahaathmudu: Idhi chaalaa?
Maanavudu: Adhoka ille kadha!
Mahaathmudu: Intha bangaaraannichinaa neeku santhosham kalagaledhe! Ayithe neekem kaavaali?
Maanavudu: Nee choopudu velu kaavaali swamy.!

Kanabadatledhu

     Inthakaalam gaali, wire loni current matrame kanabadatledhanukunnaanu. Kani aalochinchi chusthe chaala kanabadatledhani ippude thelisindhi. Machchuku konni..

Manushulalo manchithanam
Cinema llo katha
Premikullo prema
Vaarthala channels lo nijam
Raajakeeyaalalo neethi
Naayakulalo niswaartham
Paalakulaku prajalu
Comedy cinema llo haasyam
Addhekundhaamante illu
Illu kadadhaamante plot lu
Telugu channels lo telugu
Naa kavitha chadive vyakthi
Appu adugudhaamante bakaraa

Oothapadham

Chaala mandhi raajakeeya naayakulu vaariche upanyaasaalalo edho oka oothapadham vaaduthu untaru. Alaa oka raajakeeya naayakudu thana gambheeropanyaasamlo 'mari' ane ootha padham ela vaadaado chudhama?

     Sodhara sodhareemanulara!
     'Mari' eenadu meerandharu ee sabhaki vichesi naa upanyaasam vinadaaniki 'mari' entho aasakthiga edhuru chusthunnanduku naa dhanyavaadhaalu. 'Mari' nedu mana raashtramlo unna paristhithulu chusthunte 'mari' prabhuthvam anedhi undha ane sandheham kaluguthundhi. Ekkada chusinaa hathyalu, aathma hathyalu. 'Mari' prajalu nirbhayamga bayatiki velli thirigi intiki kshemanga cherukuntaaro ledhonanna bhayam tho unnaru.
     'Mari' oka pakka chusthe bhookabjaalu rojurojuki perigipothunnayi. 'Mari' inkoka pakka chusthe bhooporaataalu, dharnaalu, raasthaarokolu, railrokolu. Ayinaa elaagolaa office ki matrame velli buddhimanthudilaa illakochedhaamante traffic jamlu, intiki eppudu cheruthamo theliyani paristhithi.
     'Mari' vaaramanthaa kashtapadi park ko, cinema ko, exhibition ko aakhariki gudi ko veldhaamante bomb ekkada peluthundho 'mari' aa devudike theliyaali. 'Mari' varsham vasthunte ye fly over kindho niluchundhamante adhi mana netthine kooluthundhemonani bhayam. 'Mari' meeku ilaanti jeevithaalu kaavaalo, ye bhayamu leka dharjaaga prakulaki, shikaarlaki, cinema laki, hotellaki vellagalige life kaavaalo 'mari' meere nirnayinchukondi.
     'Mari'ka shelavu theesukuntanu.!

Telugu Dheenacharya

     English medium lo aaro tharagathi chaduvuthunna thana manavadu telugulo dhinacharya raayadam lo first vachaanani cheppi vaadu raasindhi chupinchadu thaathayyaki. Meeru chusi, chadivi aanandhinchandi

"Dheena charya

Pathi vu dayyam aare gantalaku leva valenu. Mokamu kodi gi faalu thaagavalenu. Tiruvaatha sainyamu cheyavalenu. Utthala pitthala lekunda batthalu vesu kona valenu. Putthakaallu saancheelo vesukoni baddeeki povalenu. Baddeelo banthulu cheppu naadhi majjiga veena valenu. Thadhoo poori thannaga intiki raavalenu. Inti fannee chesi, sadhoo kooni chesi rethireeki annanu thini pandu konavalenu."

Oosaravelli

     Oka raajakeeya naayakudu (thana party ki raajinaamaa chesthu): "Ee party lo naa abhipraayam cheppe swecha kuda ledhu. Ee party netha niyanthalaa vyavaharisthu thanaku nachina reethilo nirnayaalu theesukuntunnaaru. Naalaage chaala mandhi party adhyakshudi theerupai asamthrupthi tho ragilipothunnaaru. Ituvanti viluvalu leni party lo undekante poorthiga raajakeeyaala nunchi vaidholigithe manchidhani thalachi ee party ki raajeenaamaa chesthunnaanu."

     Adhe raajakeeya naayakudu (marunaadu inko raajakeeya party lo cheruthu): "Ee party vidhi vidhaanaalu, siddhaanthaalu nannu baaga aakarshinchaayi. Pedha prajalaku manchi chese party idhe. Innaallu vere party lo undatam valana thappani paristhithulalo ee party siddhaanthaalanu thappupattavalasi vachindhi. Naa vanti prajaaseva chese niswaartha naayakulaku saraina chotu ee partye. Naaku padhavulapai etuvanti kaanksha ledhu. Oka saamaanya kaaryakarthagaa ee party lo ee roju cheruthunnanduku chaala aanadam ga unnadhi."

     Adhe raajakeeya naayakudu (oka samvatsaram gadichaaka prasthutham unna party ki raajeenaamaa chesi, maralaa thana modhati party loki vasthu): "Maralaa naa sonthagootiki cheruthunnanduku chaala santhosham ga undhi. Nenu aanaadu ee party vadhili velladam chaarithraka thappidham. Ee party adhyakshudu naaku raajakeeyam ga nadakalu nerpi nanno niswaartha netha ga theerchidhiddhaaru. Enni janmaletthinaa athani runam theerchukolenu. Nenu chesina thappidhaanni dhiddhukuni maralaa naa sontha party loki raavadam naaku chaala chaala aanandadaayakam ga undhi."

Thedaalu

* Adhrushtam - Dheeni venta manishi parigeduthadu
Dhuradhrushtam - Manishi venta paduthundhi

* Baalyam - Aaduthu gadipedhi
Vruddhaapyam - Aadisthu gadipedhi

* Vote - Kannu theripisthundhi
Note - Kallu kappesthundhi

* Purohithudu - Vyakthulni ekam chesevaadu
Lawyer - Vyakthulni ekaakulni chesevaadu

* Gunde chappudu - Praanam undhanadaaniki gurthu
Gundu chappudu - Praanam pothondhanadaaniki gurthu

* Mathimarupu - Manam ivvaalsindhi marchipovadam
Gnaapakashakthi - Manaki raavaalsindhi gurthundadam

* Major Operation - Doctor gariki dabbu avasaram anipisthe chesedhi
Minor Operation - Dabbu avasaram anthaga lekapothe chesedhi

* Sensor Officer - Maanabhangam kaanivvadu
Librarian - Mounabhangam kaanivvadu

* Raajakeeya rangam - Thera venuka natinchaali
Cinema rangam - Thera mundhu natinchaali

Chithramaina Maatalu

     Konni vrutthulalo unde vyakthula noti venta konni maatalu vinadaaniki chithram ga untayi. Example ki konni chudham:

* Fire Officer: Vaanni chusthe naaku ollu mandipothundhi.!
* Water works shaakaadhikaari: Dabbunu alaa neellalaa karchu cheyakuraa.!
* Police Officer: Dongalu padda aarnellaku kukkalu moriginattundhi nee pani!
* Vyavasaayaadhikaari: Abba, em kothalu kosthunnaavuraa, koy koy!
* Vidyuth shaakaadhikaari: Vaadi maatalu vini shockayipoyaananuko!
* Puraathathva Shaasthragnudu: Gathaanni thavvukovadamenduku?
* Librarian: Abba! Ee nishabdhaanni bharinchalekunda unnaanu.

Guest Hour

     "Nonsense TV Guest Hour programme ku swaagatham. Guest Hour lo ee roju manam kalsukobothunna guest S.Sombabu garu. Ante Somaripothu Sombabu garu. Eeyannu studio ku theeskuni raavataaniki kuda maa unit sabhyulu chaala ibbandhipaddaaru. Chivaraku athanu padukunna mancham tho sahaa theesukochaaru. Ikkada set lo memu arrange chesina sweet lu, pandla vaasanalaku ippude kallu therusthunna Sombabu gari manobhaavaalanu vaari maatallone vindhaam" chaka chakaa cheppukuntu pothondhi anchor.

Anchor: Namaskaaramandi Sombabu garu
Sombabu: Namaskaaramandi (aavulisthu)
Anchor: Sombabu garu, meeku somarithanam madhyalo alavaatayindha? Leka chinnappatnunchi undha?
Sombabu: Somarithanam naaku chinnappati nunchi undhandi. Baddhakam valla naa chinnappudu edavatam kuda cheyaledhuta.
Anchor: Meeku baagaa ishtamaina pradhesham, nachani pradhesham?
Sombabu: Baagaa needa unde chettu kindha. Akkadaithe baagaa nidrapovachu. Nachani place toilet. Akkada mana pani manam matrame chesukovali.
Anchor: Telugu baasha lo nachani saametha?
Sombabu: 'Kashte phali'
Anchor: Meere raajakeeya naayakudaithe?
Sombabu: Anni rangaalalo somaripothulaku reservation lu kalpisthanu.

     Inthalo Sombabu malli nidra loki jaarukovatam tho kaaryakramaaniki break cheppesindhi anchoramma.

Ivanni enti?

Nithyam rail compartments lochiruthindlu ammukune vaallu vese kekalu vichithranga untayi. Vaallem ammuthunnaro kuda artham kadhu. Adhento chudhama...

* Popcorn - yem..paapke..paapke..
* Verushanagakaayalu (Palleelu) - pley..pley..enchina..vudkabetnapley..
* Water Packets - waatrey...aaa...goolingwaatrey..
* Tea..Coffee - aaa...chaa..gaapi..aaa..garram chaapi
* Majjiga - aaa..majjge...gooling majjge...cooling buttrmilk..
* Tiffin - aaa, vade, dosa...aaa vade dosa..
* Fruits - aaa...angoorangoor..angooranngoor...pullaga-theeyaga..
* Biscuits - aaa...biski...aaa...biski...aaa...biski..
* Samosa - aaa..edi edi smose..edi edi smose..
* Pathrikalu - aaa..pebaa..patrikaa..eeklee..pebaa..patrikaa..eeklee..
* Guggillu - aaa..mashaala bataaneeguglee..edi edi mashaalaguglee..
* Bhojanam - aaa..pergannam..pullora..pergannam..pulyora..
* Ice Cream - aaa..kappaicecream..'kappa'yiskream..'kappa'yiskream..

Lo'guttu'

√ Ee cinema lo paathralu, sanniveshaalu kalpithaalani,evarinee uddheshinchi levani chupinchaarante thappanisarigaa aa cinema loni paathralu evarino uddheshinchi untaayani manam gurthinchaali.

√ Ituvanti katha, kathanamtho venditherapai inthakumundhennadu cinema raledhani nirmaatha press meet lo prakatanalu isthe...adhi thappanisariga edho oka paatha cinema ki 'copy' ani manam gurthinchali.

√ Cinema super duper hit antu 3rd day nunche vijaya yaathralu chesthunnaarante....aa cinema 'flop' ani manam suluvuga gurthinchavachu.

√ Maa cinema yuvathanu visheshamga aakarshisthunnadhani prakatanalu guppisthunte....yuvatha aa cinema aade theatres mukham kuda chudatam ledhani artham cheskovali.

√ Maa cinema lo hero, heroine paathralalo kothadhanam kanabaduthundhani statements isthunte....avi thappanisariga paatha chinthakaaya pachadi paathrale ayyuntaayani artham chesukovali.

√ Maa cinema record lu iragadheesthondhi, aragadheesthondhi, collection lalo prabhanjanam srushtisthondhi ani producer thega hyraana paduthu prakatanalu isthunnaadante....asaluke mosam jarigindhani itte manam gurthinchavachu.

V'chithraalu'

-> Beggar character veyyadaniki hero ki Rs.1 crore remuneration ivvadam.

-> Rs.10 ticket theesi cinema sangathi bayatapette prekshakudiki unna thelivi, Rs.10 crores karchu petti cinema theese producer ki lekapovadam.

-> Vendi thera paina prekshakula aadharana kolpoyina nateemanulu, Bulli thera paina adhe prekshakula aadharana pondhadam.

-> Cinema llo heroine veskune potti potti dress laku ekkuva dabbu pettadam.

-> Hero ki climax lo enni dhebbalu thagilinaa, 'dont care' antu veerochithamga poraadi vilan ni mattupettadam (hero bakkapalachaga unnaasare).

Oka Premikudi Maanasika Aavedhana

Nuvvante naakishtam
Chenthakosthe kashtam
Naa brathuku amaavaasya ayinaa
Ninnu punnamani pogadaali
Nenu RTC lo thiriginaa
Ninnu auto llo thippaali
Nenu palleelu thinnaa
Neeku pizza lu burger lu
Nenu TV tho saripettukunnaa
Neeku cinemaalu shikaarlu
Nee parokshamlo, nenu chikki shalyamavuthaa
Nee samakshamlo naa purse bakkachikkuthundhi
Inthaa chesi
Nenu neeku manchi jeevithaaniddhaamanukunte
Nuvvu naaku mandhu bottle ichi marchipommannaavu.!!

Navvaalo Edvaalo Theliyani Paristhithulu

-> Bhaaramga gampedu pusthakaalatho badiki velthunna koduku chadhuvulo venukabadi, 'weight lifting' lo first vachinappudu.

-> Ee rendu rojulu em vaadaavu ani doctor adigithe, meeku ivvaalsina fees vaadesanu ani patient cheppinappudu.

-> Meekichina katnam bank lo veskunte vache vaddi dabbulatho inthakannaa haayiga brathikindochu ani bhaarya annappudu.

-> Stethascope medalo veskuni thirige doctors ni anusaristhu, compounder kuda thermometer ki dhaaraanni katti medalo veskuni thiruguthunnappudu.

-> Maa daggara anni rakaala masala packets dorukuthayi ani shop owner ante, mari midnight masala kuda dorukuthundha ani customer adiginappudu.

-> Meeku kallu vachina tarvatha mottamodhata em chudaalanukuntunnaaru ani doctor adigithe, cheekati ela untundho chudaalanukuntunnaanu ani patient cheppinappudu.

-> Enduku ra meesaalu theesesaavani adigithe market lo sampangi noone dorakadam ledhani cheppinappudu.

-> Nuvvu pareekshallo fail ayinaa mee daddy edho konisthaanannaadata ani adigithe, avunu rikshaw ani vidhyaarthi cheppinappudu.

-> Mee naannagaarem chesthunnaru? ani interview chese adhikaari adigithe, ee udhyogam kosam naa tarvatha interview ki ikkade line lo unnaaru ani abhyarthi samaadhaanamichinappudu.

Duradrushtam - Adrushtam

                                                                                                                                        Hyderabad
                                                                                                                                        28-04-2013

     Rachayitha Banka Baalaarao gariki,
     Maa pathrikalo meeru raasthunna "Kanneellu" serial parama bore ga undhani, prathi chinna vishayaanni sambhaashanalatho thega saagadheesi raasthunnaarani maa abhimaana paatakula nundi kuppalutheppaluga uttharaalu vasthunnaayi. Anchetha mee serial nu ee vaaram nunche nirdhaakshinyam ga aapesthunnaam.
                                                                                                                                        - Editor
                                                                                                                 Khyaathi vaara pathrika

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                                                                                                                                      Hyderabad
                                                                                                                                      28-04-2013

     Rachayitha Banka Baalaarao gariki,
     "Khyaathi" vaara pathrika lo meeru raasthunna "Kanneellu" serial maaku chaala baga nachindhi. Mukhyam ga meeru raase vidhaanam mammalni entho baga aakattukundhi. Maa channel lo mee "Kanneellu" serial nu daily serial ga roopondhinchaalanukuntunnaam. Meere dialogue lu kuda samakoorchagaligithe santhoshisthaam. Mee samaadhaanam kosam edhuru chusthu.....
                                                                                                                                 -Abhayaakar
                                                                                                                              ( Creative Head )
                                                                                                                              "GD" TV Channel

Andhaaniki Chitkaalu

*Kalla chuttu valayaalu povaalante erra ullipaayalu chakraallaa palchagaa tharigi kalla meedha pettukovali.

*Pedhavulu erraga undaalante mirapa kaayalu metthaga rubbi pedhavulaki pattinchukuni araganta poyaaka kadukkovali.

*Mukku dhibbada povaalante jeelakarra kaaraanni palchani guddalo vesi okkasari peelisthe sari.

*Kantipaapalu niganigalaadaalante rendu chukkala ulli rasam kantlo veyaali.

*Pedhavulu thadi aarakunda undaalante panchadhaara letha paakaanni aaraara rasthundali.

*Mukham erraga andham ga meravaalante bellanni theegapaakam theesi padukune mundhu mukhaaniki pattinchi padukovali. Thellavaaresariki mukham erraga untundhi.

Muddhaayi Samaadhaanaalu

- Nee mukham malli chupinchavadhani cheppinaa mallendukochav?
* Idhe vishayam police laki entha cheppinaa vinipinchukokunda laakkochesaru.

- Nuvveppudu oke intlo dongathanam chesthavu, kaaranam?
* Nenu vaalla family donganu sir.

- Jebulu katthirinchadam neramani theleedha?
* Thelusandi, kani okappudu nenu tailor ni.

- Nuvvu hathya cheyaledhanna vishayam neeku thappa inkevarikaina thelusa?
* Chanipoyina vyakthiki thelusandi.

- Ninnu abaddhaala koru anantunnaru. Dhaaniki nee sanjaayishi?
* Mari naaku O dozen mandhi aadapillalunnaaru kadhandi.

- Thappudu saakshyam chebithe emavthundho thelusa?
* Case meme gelusthamandi.!

Political Dialogues

Raajakeeyaallo ee maatalu tharachuga vintuntam:

*Memanthaa adhishtaanam nirnayaaniki kattubadi untaam.
*Anni kaalame nirnayisthundhi. Prajale theerpu chebutharu.
*Opposition vaallu anavasara raadhaantham chesthunnaru.
*Dhammunte prathyaksha charchalaku randi, thelchukundham.
*CBI chetha dharyaapthukainaa memu siddham.
*Party kosam praana thyaagaanikainaa siddham.
*Gun lu vadhilesthene charchalaku ready.
*Aa vishayam charchinchadaniki samayam kaadhu. Vishayam court lo undhi.
*Baadhitha kutumbaalani aadhukuntaam.
*Idhi media abhoothakalpana!!

Konchem Theda.!

Bhartha: (Office nundi thana  gayyaali bhaarya ku phone chesi) Yemev.., em vandaav ivaala?
Gayyaali Bhaarya: Aa..? Visham!
Bhartha: Aithe nuvvu thini paduko, ivaaltiki nenu hotel lo bhonchesthanu.

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Bhikshagadu: Ammaa.., annam thalli...
Intaavida: Santhosham naayana.., akkada pettellu, tarvatha theeskunta.

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Subbarao: Sharma garu, nenu vasthunte ivaala kukka edhuraindhi. Adhi kudivaipu nunde velthe manchidha? Edamavaipu nundi velthe manchidha?
Sharma: Karavakunda etuvaipu nundi vellinaa manchidhi naayanaa.

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Shop Owner: Maa shop lo tube light konte dhaanikesi chudakunda undaleru.
Customer: Em..., antha adhbhutham ga veluguthundha?
Owner: Kaadhu, eppudeppudu veluguthundha ani..

Alavaatlo porapaatu

     Athyantha dhaivabhakthi kalgina Garatayya garu anivaarya kaaranaala valla hethuvaadhigaa parinaminchaaru. Kaani aayana maatalalo, chethalalo poorvapu alavaatlu kanipisthune unnai. 'Prabhanjanam' TV channel vaaru Garatayya gaaritho jaripina mukhaamukhi visheshaalu.

Prabhanjanam: Meeru sabhalalo devudu ledani prachaaram chesi intiki vellina ventane devuni pataaniki mundhu kurchuni kshamaapana korukuntaarata?

Garatayya: Rama Rama! Idhanthaa nenante gittani vaaru naapai chese dhushprachaaram.

Prabhanjanam: Mee sangha secretary Pichayya gari gurinchi mee abhiprayam?

Garatayya: Aayana devunitho samaanam.

Prabhanjanam: Mee hethuvaadha sangha raashtraadhyakshudu mimmalni koshaadhikaarigaa niyaminchaalani theesukunna nirnayaaniki mee sangha zilla adhyakshudu addu thagaladam lo mee abhipraayam?

Garatayya: Devudu varamichinaa pujari kanikarinchaledhani anukuntunnanu.

Old & New Films

* Evandi aavidochindhi - Please, maa aayana intlo unnaadu
* Kalasi unte kaladhu sukham - Evadi gola vaadidhe
* Aame katha - Anthuleni katha
* Mental krishna - Pichimaaraju
* Saleem - Anarkali
* Yedukondalavaadaa venkataramanaa - Govinda govinda
* Korukunna mogudu - Lucky chance
* Jarigina katha - Rahasyam
* Challenge - Sawaal
* Chadarangam - Ashtachemma
* Adithya 369 - Surya IPS
* Aata - Allari
* Vivaha bhojanambu - Aavakai biryani

Eenaati pelli chupulu

* Ammaayenti? Ilaa andhari madhya kaliya thiruguthu artham partham lekunda matladuthondhi?
- Aame oka TV lo anchor lendi

* Abbaayenti bothi ga aasakthi lekunda niraasha ga shunyam loki chusthunnadu?
- Athanu software engineer, prasthutham bench meedha unnaadu.

* Bayatenti boldanni cameralu?
- Pelli chupula karyakramanni Live telecast chestharata.

* Vaallidharu matladukovalani vidiga kurchunnaru. 3hrs ayinaa maatalu thegavemiti?
- Vaallidharu TV serials lo artist lu

* Aa godaventi?
- Pelli edhaina studio lo cheyyaalani abbayi thandri, kaadhu local function hall lo cheyisthanani ammayi thandri godavapadthunnaru.

Friends - Types

Mana nithya jeevitham lo rakarakaala manushulu edhuroutharu. Vaallandharitho erpade friend relations chudham.

* Kandhi pappu friends:
     Job lenantha varaku ledha salary peraganantha varaku okalaga pravarthinchi, status maaragaane rechipoye vaallu veellu.

* ATM friends:
     Avasaram padagaane upayoginchukuni tarvatha pattinchukoru veellu.

* Missed call friends:
     Mana mobile ki missed call istharu. Maname phone chesi matladali. Vaallu matram cheyyaru.

* Fast food friends:
     Bus lono, park lono, cinema hall lono parichayam avtharu. Anthavarake, tarvatha marchipotharu.

* Message friends:
     Pandagalaki, functions ki, holiday laki, new year ki....ilaa occasion ki thaggattu message lu pampistharu. Anthe, phone matram cheyyaru. Appudappudu comedy messages pamputharu.

Helmet - Variety Reasons

       Helmet enduku pettukoledhani traffic constable adigithe variety ga ila answer ivvandi ;-)

* Naaku burra ledhantaru sir..., anduke veskoledhu
* Jeevitham lo enno dhebbalu thinnanu, naaku helmet lekapoyinaa parvaledhu
* Meda noppi ani doctor vadhannaru
* Job heavy ga undhi, ika thala paina kuda baruvendukani...
* Naaku appula vaalla bhayam ledhu
* Road lanni bagane unnai kadha ani....
* Helmet kondhamani adigithe Rs.1000 adigaadu, meeraithe Rs.100 k vadhilestharani...

Over to Dhomalaguda

Maa 'avakathavaka' channel enno prathyaksha prasaaraalanu andhinchindhi. 'Dhomalaguda' lo 5 dhomalu chanipovadam meedha 'aa aidhu...' sheershika kindha prathyaksha prasaaram chustharu. Over to dhomalaguda.
"Hello..dhomrani..akkada prasthutha paristhithenti?"
"Ikkada dhomalaguda lo paristhithi chaala udrikthamga undhi. Hyderabad lo entho apurupamga chuskuntunna aa 5 dhomalu ratriki ratri road meedha shavaaluga padi undadam valla prajalu aagraham vyaktham chesthunnaru. Maro pakka jeevakaarunyam vaallu banners thagilinchi rastharoko chedhamani anukuntunnaru"
"Aa 5 oke kutumbaniva..ververuva? Vaati DNA em chebuthondhi? Idhi encounter aa? Liquid aa? Coil aa? Ela champabaddaayani thelusthondhi?"
"Avakathavaka..prasthuthaniki anthaa gandharagolam ga undhi. Prajallo chaala pukaarlu unnayi. Idhi suicide ani murder kaadhani praathamika dharyaapthulu chebuthunnayi. Edhainaa postmortem report vasthe gani theladhani investigation team antondhi"
"Dhomrani..aa 5 thellaga unnaya nallaga unnaya?"
"Chuddaaniki nallaga unnaa avi chaala chakkati sangeetham prajala chevullo roju ratri vinipinchevani antunnaru. Aa sangeethaaniki alavaatupadda janam ennosarlu public health vaallu mandhulu jalluthamani vachinaa vetakodavallatho atakaayincharuta. Court case 4yrs ayinaa nadusthondhi"
"Dhomrani..veetiki 'chanchelguda' dhomalaki virodham undhani, ave evarno pampi hathya cheyinchi untayani o chavaka TV channel prasaaram chesindhi. Meeremantaru?"
"Ikkadi vaallu mundhu prema vyavahaaram annaaru. Tarvatha acid dhaadi annaaru. Aithe ee road chuttu ekkadaa acid marakalu levu avakathavaka. Oka dhoma konaoopiri tho undaga nenu interview ki prayathninchesariki 'baboi' ani arachi chachindhi. Adhi naa valle jarigindhani nannu kontha dhooram tharimaaru kuda."
"Aithe nuvvela bayatapaddav?"
"Oka goyyilo dhooripoyi naa vesham marchukochanu. Ikkadanthaa police la thonu, dhomalaguda vaasulathonu ukkiribikkiri ga undhi. Prajalu uthkantatho unnaru. Konthamandhi dheenni rajakeeyam chesthunnaru. Intiko 20 dhomalu uchitha pathakam antu ninaadhaalu modhalayyayi"
"Aithe dhomrani, ivi samaikyatha dhomala? Separate gaanam dhomala?"
"Okkatainaa brathikunte kanche laagi jeedipaakam cheseddhunu. Ippudu nenu postmortem report vasthe gani emi cheppalenu avakathavaka"
"Ippudoka break. Aithe ee viraamamlo vaati aathmashanthi kosam 'dhomala sangeetham' vinipistham. Chusthune undandi avakathavaka channel"

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Ila chesthe.........

-> TV lo vache scene, breaking news, scrolling oke time lo ela chudaalani News channels mundhu dharna chesthe...?

-> Chicken 65 lo 65 chicken pieces levani restaurant owner tho godavaku digithe...?

-> Low budget cinema ni floor lo kurchuni, high budget film ni balcony lo kurchuni chudaalani present youth decision theeskunte...?

-> 'Pellaina magavaarini kuda kadupubba navvinche goppa chitram' ani oka comedy film ki publicity chesthe...?

-> 'Naa operation karchula kosam loan pettaalanukuntunnanu, dhaniki meeru surity sign cheyyandi' ani patient doctor nu thana operation ku velle mundhu request chesthe...?

-> Pelli shubhalekhalo 'sakutumba saparivaara samethanga' ani raasunna chota bracket lo 'nijamga meeranthaa alaa vacheseru suma.!' ani print cheyisthe...?

-> Ladies kosam prathyeka 'libraries' open chesi, andhulo vaalla comfort kosam 'silent' board lekunda chesthe...?

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Idhi Maa Sangathi

Maa ooru Tirupathi
Balaji maa kulapathi!
Maa thatha umapathi
Maro thatha gowripathi
Iddharidhoke santhathi!

Maa naanna seethapathi
Maa inti rashtrapathi!
Maa amma bhanumathi
Mamuganna bhagyavathi!

Maa annayya chalapathi
Vaadantene parapathi!
Maa akkayya vedhavathi
Aavidentho rupavathi!

Maa baavemo kashipathi
Aayanotti mandhamathi!
Maro akka prabhavathi
Aavidemo garbhavathi!

Maa chellaayi vasumathi
Mahamanchi gunavathi!
Maro chelli madhumathi
Adhi vatti jadamathi!

Maa thathaku naturopathy
Maa naannaku homeopathy
Maa ammaku allopathy
Idhandi maa sangathi..!!!

Achchu thappulu

       Mana telugu newspaper lo dorlina konni achchu thappulu ela unnayo chudandi.

* America: Mana PM Manmohan O bhamanu kalisi muchchatincharu.
√ America: Mana PM Manmohan Obama nu kalisi muchchatincharu.

* Mahilaa sankshema karyam prarambhisthu mukhyamantri ee balaathkaryam andharu paalu panchukovalani koraaru.
√ Mahilaa sankshema karyakramam prarambhisthu mukhyamantri ee bruhathkaryamlo andharu paalu panchukovalani koraaru.

* Vache elections lo kuda gelupu meedhe: Congress dheema!
√ Vache elections lo kuda gelupu maadhe: Congress dheema!

* Nata samajamlo teacher patra enthaina undhi: Vidyamantri oocha.
√ Neti samajamlo teacher patra enthaina undhi: Vidyamantri uvacha.

* Thana aatanu maruguparuchukunna Soniya.
√ Than aatanu meruguparuchukunna Saniya.

* South Africa bowling nu uthiki aaresina dhobi sena!
√ South Africa bowling nu uthiki aaresina dhoni sena!

* Pekaata final lo Pak pai Bharat vijayam!
√ Prequarter final lo Pak pai Bharat vijayam!

Inkasepu navvukondi

Evari gola vaaridhi:

Ammayi love letter ivvagaane different professions lo unna vaari reaction ela untundho chudham:-

Telugu teacher: Ee lekhalo vyaakarana dhoshaalu chaala unnayi. Telugu pai pattu saadhinchaaka kalavandi.
Bank officer: Mee love ki security undha?
Traffic inspector: Meeku love chesenduku lisence evaricharu?
Principal: Nannu love cheyyadaniki meeku permission evaricharu? Nenivvaledhe?!
Lawyer: Nee love ni ela nammaali? Edhaina witness undha?
Police officer: Meerunde area maa station area lo ki raadhu. Meeru mee area police officer ni try cheyyandi.

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Thelivithetalu:

Hotel owner: Thelivithetalu peragadaniki corporate college la cooks chetha bhojanam thayaaru cheyabadunu.
Scooterist: Lift adugutharani 'L' board pettukuni vellevadu.
Doctor: Idhharu patients ni admit chesina vaariki scanning free.
Internet shop owner: Ikkada results thelusukunna vaariki utthama rank lu labhinchunu.
Jyothishyudu: Appu ekkada labhinchuno cheppabadunu.
IT Student: Leave letter nu email lo pampevadu.
Bookstore owner: Anni rakaala books labhinchunu, cheque books tho sahaa.
Beautician: 10yrs maa daggara treatment theeskunte 10yrs venakki veltharu.

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Bhaarya: Evandi! Mana pellayyi innellainaa meeru nannu intha prema ga chuskuntunnaru enduku? Ika mundhu ilaa vadhu. Ippatnundi meeru oka saddist laa maari nannu vedhisthu kottandi.
Bhartha: Ente! Neeku mathunde matladuthunnava?
Bhaarya: Avunandi, meeru nenu cheppinatle ippatnundi saddist laga maaripondi. Appudu edho oka roju nenu 'sabala' ane serial lo jhansi laa mimmalni theliviga chattaaniki pattistha. Appudu naa peru mana colony lo maarumogipothundhi.

Konte mogudu - Chilipi pellaam

Bhartha: Em thappu chesavani naa kaallaku namaskaristhunnav?
Bhaarya: Mimmalni pelli cheskunna kadhandi.

Bhartha: Tea lo sugar ekkuvaindhe?
Bhaarya: Anduke cheppa Tea thaage mundhu mudhu pettukovadhani.

Bhartha: Osev, snananiki neelleekkada pettav?
Bhaarya: Noothilonandi

Bhartha: Ee samsaarm eedhaleka chasthunna thelusa?
Bhaarya: Kharma, swimming raani vadini cheskunna!

Bhartha: Pakkintaavida kuralu baga chesthundhanta...?!
Bhaarya: Vaalla aayana antha baguntadu mari..!

Bhartha: Nenu nee 'pathidevudu' kavadam nee adrushtam kadha?
Bhaarya: Maa naanna 'vasudevudu' kavadam naa duradrushtam.

Bhartha: Naalo kavithaa bhaavaalu ponguthunnaayi thelusa?
Bhaarya: Aagandi plate thestha.

Bhartha: Enduke nannu champuku thintavu?
Bhaarya: Meerante saripothundha? Vinevallu nammodha? Nenu vegetarian ani andhariki thelusu.

Navvukondi

Asalaina Pisinaari:

Bharyanu theeskuni bazar ki velthu oka sweet stall mundhu aagi, "Osev kaantham! Inkoka gulab jamun tintaavemiti?" ani adigadu baibai.
Bharya aashcharyam ga "Adhemitandi! Nenasalu okka gulab jamun kuda thinaledhu ga!" andhi.
"Cha.., maree intha mathimarupaithe elaagoi?! Manaku pellaina kothalo idhe sweet shop lo oka gulab jamun thinnaavu. Konchem gurthu thechuko!"

  Doctor Salahaalu:
Patient 1: Doctor! Naaku nidralo lechi nadiche alavatundhi, em cheyyamantaru?
Doctor : Walking chaala manchidhi, continue. Cheyyandi.

Patient 2: Sudden ga kindhaki padipothunnatlundhandi
Doctor : Nuvvippudu kindhane padukuni unnav, alaage intlo kuda paduko

Patient 3: Naaku ee madhya peedakalalu vasthunnai doctor.
Doctor : Nidrapovadam maneyyandi. Next!!

Patient 4: Mathimarupu ekkuvaindhi doctor.
Doctor : Mundhu fees kattandi.

Patient 5: Merrichina tablets ki naa rogam thaggaledhu doctor.
Doctor : Nuvvichina note kuda cheyyaledhulevayya.

  Dharma Bodha:

Oka raithu pakka village loni temple lo aadhyaathmika prasangaalu jaruguthunnayani thelisi velladu. Akkada prasanginche swamiji thappa srothalu evaru kanipinchaledhu.
  "Swamy, evaru lerenti?" ani adigaadu.
  "Nuvvokkadive vachavu mari.., nannem cheyyamantav naayana?" annadu swamiji.
  "Aayya, nenu anthaga lokagnanam unnavaadini kadhu. Kakapothe okati, nenu naa pashuvulanu chudhamani kottaniki vellaananukondi, andhulo okkati aakalitho unaa dhaaniki metha vesthanu." ani badhulichaadu raithu.
  "Nee bhaavam naamarthamaindhi naayana!" ani swamiji ee vidham ga bodhana modhalupettadu.
Devudu, iham, param, nithyam, sathyam antu modhalaina aayana prasangam 1hr, 2hrs,3hrs,4hrs.... alaa sagipoyaka aagaadu.
  "Naa prasangam ela undhi?" ani adigadu swamiji.
  "Swamy, nenu meeku cheppenthavaadini kaadhu, kani nenu pashuvulanu chudhamani kottaaniki vellaananukondi andhulo okkati aakalitho unnaa dhaaniki metha vesthanu. Adhi nijame, kani motham gaddi dhaanike veyyanu."  ani cheppaadu.

Chudagalama???

* Politicians chese yennikala vagdhanalanni neraverchadam
* Breaks, Ads lekunda TV lo serials, cinemas veyyadam
* Govt officers correct time ki office ki velli lancham theeskokunda panicheyyadam
* Scams, Crime cases meedha arrest ayina badaababulaku BP, heartattack laantivi rakunda undadam
* Chaduvukunna iddharu telugu vaallu telugu lone matladukovadam
* LKG student bag weight KG ki  minchakapovadam
* MP's, MLA's salaries penche bill ni kaneesam okka MP or MLA vyathirekinchadam
* Elections lo money, wine, caste use cheyyakunda okkadainaa gelavadam
* 'Vankayalu fresh ve na?' ante 'kadhu sir, 2days vi. konni puchinavi kuda undochu' ani vegetables amme vaadu cheppadam

Telugu Upanyaasam

Telugu baasha abhivruddhi kosam upanyaasam iragadheesthunnadu babai. Thana telugudhanam meeru kuda chudandi.

" Mee andhariki thelisina matter a ayinaa, again i want to tell you something. Manadhi chaala sweet language kabatti mana telgu language development koraku manandharam chaala struggle cheyyali. We have to do hard work. Specially, children's matter lo chaala care theeskovali manam. Vaallaku mythological stories, proverbs, konni selected poems laantivi cheppadam mummy, daddy ga mana duty adhi. Ofcourse, parents chebithe vine days kaavanukondi.
          Working days kakunda holidays lo maatrame vaallaku telgu speaking gurinchi interest kaliginchali. Inti daggarunnappudu compulsory ga telgu speaking and writing kuda cheyinchali. Not only that, manam kuda offices, shoppings, functions lo telgu use cheyyadam better. Ippude manam telgu careless chesthe future lo mana mother tongue edhane question ravochu. So, i request you all. Atleast kodhi time ayinaa daily manam telgu use cheyyadaniki try chedham.
          Mundhuga mana poets, writers, literary & cultural organizations andharu kalisi collective ga mana telgu development koraku large scale lo try chedham. Mundhu mana family lo habbit cheskunte tarvatha outside kuda adhe habbit untundhi. No doubt! So, dont forget speaking & writing telgu. Thanks one and all for giving me this opportunity to speak on our mother tongue. "

Evari sattha enti?

Evarevari sattha eppudu thelusthundho ikkada chudham.

Premikudi sattha: Pelli cheskomannappudu thelusthundhi.
Sainikudi sattha: Yuddham vachinslpudu thelusthundhi.
Haalikudi(farmer) sattha: Panta kothaki vachinappudu thelusthundhi.
Parties sattha: Counting roju thelusthundhi.
Speaker sattha: Assembly samaaveshaalappudu thelusthundhi.
Teacher sattha: Class theeskunnappudu thelusthundhi.
Doctor sattha: Operation chesetappudu thelusthundhi.
Bridge sattha: varadhalochinappudu thelusthundhi.
Judge sattha: Theerpu cheppetappudu thelusthundhi.
Purohithudi sattha: Mantram chadivetappudu thelusthundhi.
Snehithudi sattha: Saayam adiginappudu thelusthundhi.
Director sattha: Cinema release roju thelusthundhi.
Hero sattha: Nijam ga roudylu ventabadithe thelusthundhi.
Student sattha: Results roju thelusthundhi.
Rachayitha sattha: Rachana chadivithe thelusthundhi.
Naa sattha: Meeru ee post ni share chesthe thelusthundhi.

Some more jokes

Kothaga pellainathanu thana bhaarya palletoori moddhani, kaastha naluguritho kalisi thirigithe andharitho hundhagaa melagadam nerchukuntundhani oka club lo cherpinchadu, parichayaalu kuda penchukovachani. Ilaa club lo paraayi magaallatho raasukupoosuku thiragadam nachaka, ishtam lekapoyinaa bhartha balavantham meedha club lo cherindhi. Konnaallaindhi, bhaarya maatram thana sarihaddhullo untu meligedhi.
        Oka roju club lo peddha party jarigindhi. Andhulo konthamandhi thappa thaagi dance kuda chesthunnaru, ee bhartha gaaritho sahaa. Marnaadu bhartha gaaru matthu dhigaaka bhaaryani adigaadu, "avnu.., ninna party lo alaa nenu balcony loki theeskelli muddhu pettukunnadhi ninnena?" ani.
Bhaaryaku ollu mandi javaabichindhi "a time lo?" ani.

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Adhe paniga pagelu pagelu raasthunna khaidhi ni thoti khaidhi adigaadu, "Em raasthunnav anni page lu? Edhaina kshamaabhiksha pettamani arji pettukuntunnava? Leka edhaina novel raasthunnava?"
"Avevee kaadhu, jail nundi paaripovadam ela? ane book raasthunnanu."

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Abbai: Congrats babai! Manam ee match gelichaam.
Babai: Ento ra, entha chandaalangaa aadi odipovaalanukunnaa kuda ee match lo odipokunda gelichesam. Chaala baadha ga undhi ra.
Abbai: Odipovaalani enduku anukunnav babai?
Babai: Last 2 matches odipoyaanu ra, ee match tho hattrick kottaalanukunna. Miss aypoyindhi ;-(

Cine'maayalu'

Manam news papers lo cinema news kuda chusthuntam. Andhulo flop cinemas ni flop anakunda vere sentences tho cover chesethuntaru. Lets see some of them.

* Aashinchinantha vijayam saadhinchaledhu.
( Cinema flop ayyindhani raasthe feel avthaarani gouravamga cinema 'hit kaledhani' raayadam )
* Anukunna reethilo prekshakulani alarinchalikapothunnadhani antunnaru.
( Parama bore ga undi, cinema ki vellina prathi okkaru thittukuntu vasthunnaarani raayaleka maryaadhapoorvakamga ilaa raastharu )
* Chusina prathi okkaru 'cinema bagundhi!' ani antunnaru.
( Asalu cinema entha mandhi chusaro adhi rayali......ante release roju nunchi kuda 'flop talk' ani artham )
* Ee cinema lo konni scene lu vivaadhaaspadhamga unnaayani bhogatta!!
( Cinema publicity penchukovadaaniki, leni vivaadhaanni aapaadhinchadam )
* Ee cinema lo konni scenes 'hollywood' ni thalapisthunnai.
( Hollywood cinema nundi copy kotti theesaru ani raasthe bagodhu kadha )
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Cinemalu manaku nerpina konni neethulu:

- Friends 'mama' ani pilchukovali.
- Father ni peru petti pilavaali.
- Lecturers ni dhadhammaluga bhaavinchaali.
- College lo ammaayilanu yedipinchali.
- College ki bunk kotti girlfriend tho cinemaku vellali, lekunte bar ki vellali. Akkada roudy gang tho fight chesi thana heroism chupinchali.
- Heroine father tho challenge cheyyali.
- Inni chesinaa chaduvulo first vachi collector or police inspector avaali.

Thitla Dhandakam - A Dictionary

Twarapadandi.....kodhi copy le unnaayi!!

Neti raajakeeya naayakula kosam 'Thitla Dhandakam - A Dictionary' ane adhbuthamaina granthaanni entho vyaya prayaasalatho telugu lone prapradhamanga memu prachurinchadam jarigindhi. Tholi mudhrana thone athyadhika prathulu ammudai, ee grantham sanchalanam srushtinchindhi.
          Gatha 10-15yrs raajakeeya rangam lo a padhavulu raaka, a party lo sthirangaa undaleka, veerini a party nammaka, ee rangaanne nammukuni thaado pedo thelchukundhaamani, pairaveelu chesthu swaathanthrya samara yodhulu ga gurthimpu pondhi, train la lo AC bogi la lo prayaanam chese athiratha mahaarathulaina raajakeeya naayakulu (cheppadaaniki veelleni baashalo) thittukunna naanaa dhushanalanu sekrinchi, kothaga aarengetram chese vaari kosam, evaru eppudu evarni elaa dhooshinchaarane visheshaalatho (date,time,situation tho sahaa vivarinchabadindhi) ee granthaanni prachurinchi release chesamu.
          Dheenilo prathi padhaaniki naanaarthaalu undatam vishesham. Dheenilo raaboye elections lo elaanti melakuvalu paatinchaali, dhrohulu, dhoshulu evaru? Vaari charithra photo la tho sahaa vivarangaa unnaayi. Evaru enni saarlu party maarchaaru, enni saarlu jail ki vellaaru ane vivaraalu, date, photos tho sahaa mudhrinchi unnaayi.
          Prathi raajakeeya naayakudi vaddha undadhagga grantham idhi!!

Prathyekathalu:
* A party lo entha kaalam undaali?
* A time lo, unna party ki opposite ga statement ivvali?
* A sandharbhaallo opposition tho vindhullo paalgonaali?
* Akrama aasthulu evari peruna unchaali?
* Mee peru chebithe mee party vaariki vanuku puttinchadam ela?
* Prashaanthamga unna party lo elanti samasyalu levanetthaali?
* Edhuti naayakula pai buradha challadam ela?

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Gamanika: Ee granthaanni ithara baashalaloki anuvaadham cheyaalanukunevaaru sampradhinchavalasina chirunaama:
       Thitla Dhandakam,
       Oosaravelli buildings,
       Opp. Political Training College,
       Raajakeeya nagar.

Thavikalu

Kavithalu raase vaallanthaa kavulu kaaroi,
Copy writers kuda kavulenoi.

Kondanaaluka ni chusi unna naaluka oodinatlu,
Puli ni chusi nakka vaatha pettukunnatlu,
Kodipunju ni chusi kothi kichakichamani vekkirinchinatlu,
Kavithalalonchi kavithalu puttukosthe
Naa thalalonchi thavikalu thannukosthunnai brother.

Yemani cheppanu? Yemani raayanu?

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Pelliki poorvam prema sarigamalu
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Chaatu nundi nasanasalu
Sootiga busabusalu
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Anavasaramga gasagasalu
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Cellu neeku johaarlu

Nitya suprabhaatham tho nidhura lepedhi cellu,
Cheyavalsina panulu gurthu chesedhi cellu.

Gaadaandhakaaram lo mana unikini thelipedhi cellu,
Samayaanukulam ga mana unikini dhachedhi cellu.

Aapthula chirunaamaalanu dhaachi chupedhi cellu,
Raagaalatho anuraagaalatho aanandhaanni panchedhi cellu.

Prakruthi andhaalanu bandhinchi andhinchedhi cellu,
Kammukonna cheekatlalo velugunu nimpedhi cellu,
Ontari jeevithaalalo mounaanni chedinchedhi cellu.

Time thelipedhi cellu,
Timebomb pelchedhi cellu.

Maanavaali pidikitlo prapanchaanni palikinchi chupisthu,
Prapanchaanne nee guppitlo bandhinchuta o cellu..! Neeke chellu..!!

Cheppuko chudham

Park lo iddharu mithrulu kurchununnaru. Kasepu iddharu matludukunnaaka andhulo okadu "nenoka podupu katha vesthanu, answer cheppagalava?" ani adigaadu.
" Oh yes, adugu"
"Maa amma oka bidda ki janmanichindhi. Vaadu naaku thammudu kaadhu, chellelu kaadhu. Aa bidda evaro cheppuko chudham?"
Athani mithrudu chaala sepu aalochinchi, "Sare, nenu odipoyanu, answer nuvve cheppu"
"Nene ra fool!!" ani phelaphelaa navvaadu.
Ee jokedho bagundhani, intiki vellagaane idhi cheppi thana bhaaryanu fool chedhamani, "neekoka podupu katha aduguthanu, answer cheppagalava?" annaadu garvanga moham pedthu.
"Meera? Sare adagandi chudham" andhi.
"Jagrathaga vinu, malli artham kaledhantav. Maa amma oka biddaki janmanichindhi. Aa bidda naaku thammudu kaadhu, chelli kaadhu. Aa bidda evaro cheppuko chudham" annaadu thana medhassuni garvanga oohinchukuntu.
Bhaarya pani kangaarulo undi, "nenu cheppalenu, meere cheppandi, mahaa thelivaina vaaru kadha?!" andhi.
"Ee maatram cheppaleva? Adhi...., naa friend subbu gadu." annaadu baaralu viruchuku nilanadi. :-) ;-)

Pelliki mundhu - tarvatha

    Lovers ga unnappudu okari lakshnaalu okariki nachuthayi. Kani ave lakshnaalu pellayyaaka vaariki chiraaku theppisthuntayi. Alaanti lovers pelliki mundhu, pelli tarvatha ela untaaro chudham:

Pelliki mundhu: Abbailu manchi business minded ani, pelli cheskunte jalsa ga jeevitham gadapochani anukuntaru ammailu.
Pelli tarvatha: Vaallaki business thappa vere vishayame pattadhani baadha padthuntaru.

Pelliki mundhu: Abbailu nammindhi, anukunnadhe chestharu thappa evaremannaa lekka cheyyani gunde dhairyam kalavaarani anukuntaaru ammailu.
Pelli tarvatha: Thamanu kuda lekka cheyyatledhani feel avthuntaru.

Pelliki mundhu: Ammaillo slimness, sensitivity chusi ishtapadtharu abbailu.
Pelli tarvatha: Vaallu chaala weak ani, vaallakem chetha kaadhani anukuntuntaru.

Pelliki mundhu: Parties ki, functions ki vellinappudu andharitho kaburlu chepthu chaala husharuga untaarani ishtapadtharu.
Pelli tarvatha: Parties ki, functions ki velthe chaalu, enthasepu vaallatho veellatho kaburle thappa thamanu assalu pattinchukovatledhani baadhapadtharu.

How many of you agree?

Telugu Jokes

Teacher: Orey ramu..., sarala rekha gurinchi neeku thelisindhi cheppara?
Ramu: Sarala poduvuga untundhi. Rekha pottiga untundhi. Iddharu andhamaina ammaile sir... ;-)

"Kudharadhayya, ippatike office lo unna paniki sarigga saripoyentha mandhi unnaru. Kotha vaallani pettukune avasaram ledhu, dandaga kudanu."
"Emi dandaga anipinchadhandi. Nannu udyogam lo theeskovadam valla peddha theda emi undadhandi. Idhi varakatilaage untundhi."

"Inthaki nee samasya enti?" mellaga adigaadu hypnotist.
"Roju maa gurraaniki guggillu cheyinchi theeskelthuntaanandi."
"Andhulo thappem undhi? Gurraallu guggille kadha thintayi. Ee rojullo meero gurraanni maintain chesthu intha shraddhaga dhaani thindi vishayam kuda pattinchukuntunnaarante chaala aascharyam ga undhi. Andhulo thappemundhi?"
"Thappem ledhanukondi, kani naakasalu gurrame ledhu kadha...!!!"