* Break la potilu pedithe evaru prize pondhutharu?
- TV Channels vaallu
* Fees collection lo evaru mundhanjalo untaru?
- Corporate vidhyaasamsthalu
* Swaathanthryam nundi ippati varaku prathi ennikala vaagdhaanaallonu common ga unna amsham?
- Neeru
* Edusthu edipinchevaadi pessimist. Mari navvuthu navvinchevaadu?
- Jokist
* Ye cinema prakatanaku prekshakulu shock avutharu?
- Maa cinema hall lo dhomalu karichinandhu valla dengue vasthe maa poochee ledhu.
* Veganga vasthunna train nu hero edhuruga velli dee kodithe train O padhi mile lu venakki vellaalsindhe.
* Chitikena velutho champestha! Laanti dialogues thappanisariga undaali.
* Heroine bettu chesthunte okka lempakaayatho premalo padesthaadu.
* Vandhala metre la lothu goyyi theesi paathinaa, hero okka keka vesi bayataku vachesthaadu.
* Entha etthulo eguruthunna vimaanaanni ayinaa okka udhutuna genthi hero avaleelagaa andhukuntadu.
* Vandhala mandhi rowdy lu chuttu muttinaa, hero okka jump tho vaarinandharini dhaati, okesari andhari bharatham patti, matti karipinchesthaadu.
* Entha peddha gaayam thagilinaa, ye maatram noppi lekunda fight chesthadu.
Doctor thana koduku tho: EAMCET exam ela undhi? Pass avuthava?
Koduku: Chaala critical ga undhi, ippude em cheppalenu.
Manthri gari abbayi tho Teacher: Varadhalosthe etuvanti jagrathalu theesukovali?
Abbayi: Ventane chandhaalu vasool cheyyaali.
Judge thana koduku tho: Oke okka kshanam lo oka abadham cheppagaligithe nenu neeku Rs.100/- isthanu.
Koduku: Abadhama! Adhi maa inta vanta ledhu. Nuvvisthaananna Rs.200/- ivvu.
Poojaari thana koduku tho: Udhyogaaniki RESUME pampinchaavaa?
Koduku: Dhaanitho paatu Gothram, Nakshathram, Raashi kuda raasi pampaany naanna.
Officer thana koduku tho: Nenu oka group theesukommante nuvvu vere group theesukuntaaventi?
Koduku: Amma ninnu serials pettamante nuvvu vaarthalu pedathaavenduku?
Vaathaavarana adhikaari thana koduku tho: Exam results eppudosthayi?
Koduku: Raaboye 48 gantallo eppudainaa ravochu.
Neetipaarudhala shaakaadhikaari thana koduku tho: Kaalamenduku raa vrudhaa chesthavu?
Koduku: Storage cheyyadam elago theliyaka.
Pekaata paparao thana koduku tho: Jeevitham lo eppudu joodham aadakuraa! Joodham lo okasari gelustham, okasari odipotham.
Koduku: Ayithe roju vidichi roju aaduthaale naanna.
Chinuku kosamu thapiyinchu chintha yela
Dhappikanudheerchu baarulu thanaru chunda
Brandy, whiskey lu manasuku balamu nosagu
Gonthu dhiginantha navi neeku koorchu sukhamu
Panta dhigubadi ledhani baadha valadhu
Mandhu chaaladhe nirathamu vindhu seya
Jeevithammuna enniyo chedhulundu
Matthu maragina baadhalan chitthucheyu
Pappu biyyamu kosamu thippalela
Illu illaalu pillalu kallagaadhe
Kashtamula nella marapinchu karunamoorthi
Nibbunandhinchu notiki nibbaramuga.
News Paper: Baruvaina vaarthalanu thesthu kuda thelikagaa egaragaligedhi.
Cheera: Thelikainakoladhee dhara baruvekkedhi.
T.V.: Maatalaadakapoyinaa manushulanu oke daggara kurchoniche samaikyathaa yanthram.
Srimathi: Srivari mathini thana daggara unchukune sthree.
Nijam: Abadham antha andhamga undanidhi.
Aathma vishwaasam: Ye samasyalu lenantha varaku andharilonu menduga undedhi.
Aarogyam: Unnappudu dhaani lekka undadhu. Lenappudu dhaani viluva thelusthundhi.
'Avunu! Ollu mandipodu mari! Antha mandhilo nannu anthalesi maatantaadaa? Entha mogudaithe maatram anthaa athanidhemaataa? Ithani meedha paga theerchukovaali'. Ituvanti aalochanalu unna kopishti ammaayilaki, konni paapishti salahaalu.
* Maatalu maaneshaadaa? Ayithe athani nithyaavasara vasthuvulu roju unde chotla nundi theesi, vere chotlaki maarchandi. Ante shaving kit, cell phone, spectacles, scooter keys laantivi.
* Aayana office nunchi intiki vache mundhu, ante o 15mins mundhu intiki thaalam vesi, porugintlo kaalakshepam chesi, oka 30mins tarvatha navvukuntu randi.
* Mee sreevaari snehithulani pilichi, aayana unnappudu vaarosthe, kondhari bharthala pravarthana gurinchi parokshamga nindhinchandi. Adhi vini snehithulu meetho saanubhoothiga palakadam sahajam. Appudu bhartha gari moham oka agnigundam avagaladhu.
* Illu eppudu neat ga unche meeru, aayana vache mundhu intini oka adavini cheyyandi.
* Oka kottha tharam scent bottle koni dhaachandi. Aayana gaadahnidralo unnappudu, aa scent ni aayana baniyan pai kaastha jalli, oka bottu sticker ni baniyan ki antinchandi. Aayana leva gaane pani meedha daggariki vellinattu velli gattiga shwaashinchandi. Baniyan meedha sticker ni pareekshaga, anumaanamga chudandi. Anthe, kaalla beraaniki raaka thappadhu.
* Udhayam vanta lo uppu ekkuva veyyandi. Madhyaahnam tiffin pampinappudu assalu uppu veyyakandi. Dhaantho gurudu dhigiraaka thappadhu.
Ilaa chaalaane unnayi mari. Mee kopishti medhassuki padhunu pedithe, ilaantivi kokollalu thadathaayi. Try cheyyandi.
Oka maanavudu vichaaranga kurchuni baadhapaduthunnadu. Atu vaipu vachina O mahaathmudu athadi dhuhkaaniki kaaranam thelusukovaalanukunnaadu.
Mahaathmudu: O maanavaa! Yemiti nee baadha?
Maanavudu: Jeevitham lo santhoshame ledhu swamy.
Ventane aa mahaathmudu thana choopudu velunu akkadunna raayikesi chaachaadu. Aa raayi bangaru raayi ga maaripoyindhi.
Mahaathmudu: Ippudu santhoshamena?
Maanavudu: Aaa...adhoka raaye kadha!
Ee maatu thana choopudu velutho prakkane unna chettunu bangaru chettu ga maarchesadu.
Mahaathmudu: Ippudemantavu?
Maanavudu: Adhoka chette kadha!
Malli choopudu velunu intivaipu chupinchadu. Illu bangaru illu ga maaripoyindhi.
Mahaathmudu: Idhi chaalaa?
Maanavudu: Adhoka ille kadha!
Mahaathmudu: Intha bangaaraannichinaa neeku santhosham kalagaledhe! Ayithe neekem kaavaali?
Maanavudu: Nee choopudu velu kaavaali swamy.!
Inthakaalam gaali, wire loni current matrame kanabadatledhanukunnaanu. Kani aalochinchi chusthe chaala kanabadatledhani ippude thelisindhi. Machchuku konni..
Manushulalo manchithanam
Cinema llo katha
Premikullo prema
Vaarthala channels lo nijam
Raajakeeyaalalo neethi
Naayakulalo niswaartham
Paalakulaku prajalu
Comedy cinema llo haasyam
Addhekundhaamante illu
Illu kadadhaamante plot lu
Telugu channels lo telugu
Naa kavitha chadive vyakthi
Appu adugudhaamante bakaraa
Chaala mandhi raajakeeya naayakulu vaariche upanyaasaalalo edho oka oothapadham vaaduthu untaru. Alaa oka raajakeeya naayakudu thana gambheeropanyaasamlo 'mari' ane ootha padham ela vaadaado chudhama?
Sodhara sodhareemanulara!
'Mari' eenadu meerandharu ee sabhaki vichesi naa upanyaasam vinadaaniki 'mari' entho aasakthiga edhuru chusthunnanduku naa dhanyavaadhaalu. 'Mari' nedu mana raashtramlo unna paristhithulu chusthunte 'mari' prabhuthvam anedhi undha ane sandheham kaluguthundhi. Ekkada chusinaa hathyalu, aathma hathyalu. 'Mari' prajalu nirbhayamga bayatiki velli thirigi intiki kshemanga cherukuntaaro ledhonanna bhayam tho unnaru.
'Mari' oka pakka chusthe bhookabjaalu rojurojuki perigipothunnayi. 'Mari' inkoka pakka chusthe bhooporaataalu, dharnaalu, raasthaarokolu, railrokolu. Ayinaa elaagolaa office ki matrame velli buddhimanthudilaa illakochedhaamante traffic jamlu, intiki eppudu cheruthamo theliyani paristhithi.
'Mari' vaaramanthaa kashtapadi park ko, cinema ko, exhibition ko aakhariki gudi ko veldhaamante bomb ekkada peluthundho 'mari' aa devudike theliyaali. 'Mari' varsham vasthunte ye fly over kindho niluchundhamante adhi mana netthine kooluthundhemonani bhayam. 'Mari' meeku ilaanti jeevithaalu kaavaalo, ye bhayamu leka dharjaaga prakulaki, shikaarlaki, cinema laki, hotellaki vellagalige life kaavaalo 'mari' meere nirnayinchukondi.
'Mari'ka shelavu theesukuntanu.!
