Thursday 28 March 2013

Over to Dhomalaguda

Maa 'avakathavaka' channel enno prathyaksha prasaaraalanu andhinchindhi. 'Dhomalaguda' lo 5 dhomalu chanipovadam meedha 'aa aidhu...' sheershika kindha prathyaksha prasaaram chustharu. Over to dhomalaguda.
"Hello..dhomrani..akkada prasthutha paristhithenti?"
"Ikkada dhomalaguda lo paristhithi chaala udrikthamga undhi. Hyderabad lo entho apurupamga chuskuntunna aa 5 dhomalu ratriki ratri road meedha shavaaluga padi undadam valla prajalu aagraham vyaktham chesthunnaru. Maro pakka jeevakaarunyam vaallu banners thagilinchi rastharoko chedhamani anukuntunnaru"
"Aa 5 oke kutumbaniva..ververuva? Vaati DNA em chebuthondhi? Idhi encounter aa? Liquid aa? Coil aa? Ela champabaddaayani thelusthondhi?"
"Avakathavaka..prasthuthaniki anthaa gandharagolam ga undhi. Prajallo chaala pukaarlu unnayi. Idhi suicide ani murder kaadhani praathamika dharyaapthulu chebuthunnayi. Edhainaa postmortem report vasthe gani theladhani investigation team antondhi"
"Dhomrani..aa 5 thellaga unnaya nallaga unnaya?"
"Chuddaaniki nallaga unnaa avi chaala chakkati sangeetham prajala chevullo roju ratri vinipinchevani antunnaru. Aa sangeethaaniki alavaatupadda janam ennosarlu public health vaallu mandhulu jalluthamani vachinaa vetakodavallatho atakaayincharuta. Court case 4yrs ayinaa nadusthondhi"
"Dhomrani..veetiki 'chanchelguda' dhomalaki virodham undhani, ave evarno pampi hathya cheyinchi untayani o chavaka TV channel prasaaram chesindhi. Meeremantaru?"
"Ikkadi vaallu mundhu prema vyavahaaram annaaru. Tarvatha acid dhaadi annaaru. Aithe ee road chuttu ekkadaa acid marakalu levu avakathavaka. Oka dhoma konaoopiri tho undaga nenu interview ki prayathninchesariki 'baboi' ani arachi chachindhi. Adhi naa valle jarigindhani nannu kontha dhooram tharimaaru kuda."
"Aithe nuvvela bayatapaddav?"
"Oka goyyilo dhooripoyi naa vesham marchukochanu. Ikkadanthaa police la thonu, dhomalaguda vaasulathonu ukkiribikkiri ga undhi. Prajalu uthkantatho unnaru. Konthamandhi dheenni rajakeeyam chesthunnaru. Intiko 20 dhomalu uchitha pathakam antu ninaadhaalu modhalayyayi"
"Aithe dhomrani, ivi samaikyatha dhomala? Separate gaanam dhomala?"
"Okkatainaa brathikunte kanche laagi jeedipaakam cheseddhunu. Ippudu nenu postmortem report vasthe gani emi cheppalenu avakathavaka"
"Ippudoka break. Aithe ee viraamamlo vaati aathmashanthi kosam 'dhomala sangeetham' vinipistham. Chusthune undandi avakathavaka channel"

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Wednesday 27 March 2013

Idhi Maa Sangathi

Maa ooru Tirupathi
Balaji maa kulapathi!
Maa thatha umapathi
Maro thatha gowripathi
Iddharidhoke santhathi!

Maa naanna seethapathi
Maa inti rashtrapathi!
Maa amma bhanumathi
Mamuganna bhagyavathi!

Maa annayya chalapathi
Vaadantene parapathi!
Maa akkayya vedhavathi
Aavidentho rupavathi!

Maa baavemo kashipathi
Aayanotti mandhamathi!
Maro akka prabhavathi
Aavidemo garbhavathi!

Maa chellaayi vasumathi
Mahamanchi gunavathi!
Maro chelli madhumathi
Adhi vatti jadamathi!

Maa thathaku naturopathy
Maa naannaku homeopathy
Maa ammaku allopathy
Idhandi maa sangathi..!!!

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* America: Mana PM Manmohan O bhamanu kalisi muchchatincharu.
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* Vache elections lo kuda gelupu meedhe: Congress dheema!
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* Nata samajamlo teacher patra enthaina undhi: Vidyamantri oocha.
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* Thana aatanu maruguparuchukunna Soniya.
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