Inkasepu navvukondi

Evari gola vaaridhi:

Ammayi love letter ivvagaane different professions lo unna vaari reaction ela untundho chudham:-

Telugu teacher: Ee lekhalo vyaakarana dhoshaalu chaala unnayi. Telugu pai pattu saadhinchaaka kalavandi.
Bank officer: Mee love ki security undha?
Traffic inspector: Meeku love chesenduku lisence evaricharu?
Principal: Nannu love cheyyadaniki meeku permission evaricharu? Nenivvaledhe?!
Lawyer: Nee love ni ela nammaali? Edhaina witness undha?
Police officer: Meerunde area maa station area lo ki raadhu. Meeru mee area police officer ni try cheyyandi.

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Thelivithetalu:

Hotel owner: Thelivithetalu peragadaniki corporate college la cooks chetha bhojanam thayaaru cheyabadunu.
Scooterist: Lift adugutharani 'L' board pettukuni vellevadu.
Doctor: Idhharu patients ni admit chesina vaariki scanning free.
Internet shop owner: Ikkada results thelusukunna vaariki utthama rank lu labhinchunu.
Jyothishyudu: Appu ekkada labhinchuno cheppabadunu.
IT Student: Leave letter nu email lo pampevadu.
Bookstore owner: Anni rakaala books labhinchunu, cheque books tho sahaa.
Beautician: 10yrs maa daggara treatment theeskunte 10yrs venakki veltharu.

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Bhaarya: Evandi! Mana pellayyi innellainaa meeru nannu intha prema ga chuskuntunnaru enduku? Ika mundhu ilaa vadhu. Ippatnundi meeru oka saddist laa maari nannu vedhisthu kottandi.
Bhartha: Ente! Neeku mathunde matladuthunnava?
Bhaarya: Avunandi, meeru nenu cheppinatle ippatnundi saddist laga maaripondi. Appudu edho oka roju nenu 'sabala' ane serial lo jhansi laa mimmalni theliviga chattaaniki pattistha. Appudu naa peru mana colony lo maarumogipothundhi.

Konte mogudu - Chilipi pellaam

Bhartha: Em thappu chesavani naa kaallaku namaskaristhunnav?
Bhaarya: Mimmalni pelli cheskunna kadhandi.

Bhartha: Tea lo sugar ekkuvaindhe?
Bhaarya: Anduke cheppa Tea thaage mundhu mudhu pettukovadhani.

Bhartha: Osev, snananiki neelleekkada pettav?
Bhaarya: Noothilonandi

Bhartha: Ee samsaarm eedhaleka chasthunna thelusa?
Bhaarya: Kharma, swimming raani vadini cheskunna!

Bhartha: Pakkintaavida kuralu baga chesthundhanta...?!
Bhaarya: Vaalla aayana antha baguntadu mari..!

Bhartha: Nenu nee 'pathidevudu' kavadam nee adrushtam kadha?
Bhaarya: Maa naanna 'vasudevudu' kavadam naa duradrushtam.

Bhartha: Naalo kavithaa bhaavaalu ponguthunnaayi thelusa?
Bhaarya: Aagandi plate thestha.

Bhartha: Enduke nannu champuku thintavu?
Bhaarya: Meerante saripothundha? Vinevallu nammodha? Nenu vegetarian ani andhariki thelusu.

Navvukondi

Asalaina Pisinaari:

Bharyanu theeskuni bazar ki velthu oka sweet stall mundhu aagi, "Osev kaantham! Inkoka gulab jamun tintaavemiti?" ani adigadu baibai.
Bharya aashcharyam ga "Adhemitandi! Nenasalu okka gulab jamun kuda thinaledhu ga!" andhi.
"Cha.., maree intha mathimarupaithe elaagoi?! Manaku pellaina kothalo idhe sweet shop lo oka gulab jamun thinnaavu. Konchem gurthu thechuko!"

  Doctor Salahaalu:
Patient 1: Doctor! Naaku nidralo lechi nadiche alavatundhi, em cheyyamantaru?
Doctor : Walking chaala manchidhi, continue. Cheyyandi.

Patient 2: Sudden ga kindhaki padipothunnatlundhandi
Doctor : Nuvvippudu kindhane padukuni unnav, alaage intlo kuda paduko

Patient 3: Naaku ee madhya peedakalalu vasthunnai doctor.
Doctor : Nidrapovadam maneyyandi. Next!!

Patient 4: Mathimarupu ekkuvaindhi doctor.
Doctor : Mundhu fees kattandi.

Patient 5: Merrichina tablets ki naa rogam thaggaledhu doctor.
Doctor : Nuvvichina note kuda cheyyaledhulevayya.

  Dharma Bodha:

Oka raithu pakka village loni temple lo aadhyaathmika prasangaalu jaruguthunnayani thelisi velladu. Akkada prasanginche swamiji thappa srothalu evaru kanipinchaledhu.
  "Swamy, evaru lerenti?" ani adigaadu.
  "Nuvvokkadive vachavu mari.., nannem cheyyamantav naayana?" annadu swamiji.
  "Aayya, nenu anthaga lokagnanam unnavaadini kadhu. Kakapothe okati, nenu naa pashuvulanu chudhamani kottaniki vellaananukondi, andhulo okkati aakalitho unaa dhaaniki metha vesthanu." ani badhulichaadu raithu.
  "Nee bhaavam naamarthamaindhi naayana!" ani swamiji ee vidham ga bodhana modhalupettadu.
Devudu, iham, param, nithyam, sathyam antu modhalaina aayana prasangam 1hr, 2hrs,3hrs,4hrs.... alaa sagipoyaka aagaadu.
  "Naa prasangam ela undhi?" ani adigadu swamiji.
  "Swamy, nenu meeku cheppenthavaadini kaadhu, kani nenu pashuvulanu chudhamani kottaaniki vellaananukondi andhulo okkati aakalitho unnaa dhaaniki metha vesthanu. Adhi nijame, kani motham gaddi dhaanike veyyanu."  ani cheppaadu.

Chudagalama???

* Politicians chese yennikala vagdhanalanni neraverchadam
* Breaks, Ads lekunda TV lo serials, cinemas veyyadam
* Govt officers correct time ki office ki velli lancham theeskokunda panicheyyadam
* Scams, Crime cases meedha arrest ayina badaababulaku BP, heartattack laantivi rakunda undadam
* Chaduvukunna iddharu telugu vaallu telugu lone matladukovadam
* LKG student bag weight KG ki  minchakapovadam
* MP's, MLA's salaries penche bill ni kaneesam okka MP or MLA vyathirekinchadam
* Elections lo money, wine, caste use cheyyakunda okkadainaa gelavadam
* 'Vankayalu fresh ve na?' ante 'kadhu sir, 2days vi. konni puchinavi kuda undochu' ani vegetables amme vaadu cheppadam

Telugu Upanyaasam

Telugu baasha abhivruddhi kosam upanyaasam iragadheesthunnadu babai. Thana telugudhanam meeru kuda chudandi.

" Mee andhariki thelisina matter a ayinaa, again i want to tell you something. Manadhi chaala sweet language kabatti mana telgu language development koraku manandharam chaala struggle cheyyali. We have to do hard work. Specially, children's matter lo chaala care theeskovali manam. Vaallaku mythological stories, proverbs, konni selected poems laantivi cheppadam mummy, daddy ga mana duty adhi. Ofcourse, parents chebithe vine days kaavanukondi.
          Working days kakunda holidays lo maatrame vaallaku telgu speaking gurinchi interest kaliginchali. Inti daggarunnappudu compulsory ga telgu speaking and writing kuda cheyinchali. Not only that, manam kuda offices, shoppings, functions lo telgu use cheyyadam better. Ippude manam telgu careless chesthe future lo mana mother tongue edhane question ravochu. So, i request you all. Atleast kodhi time ayinaa daily manam telgu use cheyyadaniki try chedham.
          Mundhuga mana poets, writers, literary & cultural organizations andharu kalisi collective ga mana telgu development koraku large scale lo try chedham. Mundhu mana family lo habbit cheskunte tarvatha outside kuda adhe habbit untundhi. No doubt! So, dont forget speaking & writing telgu. Thanks one and all for giving me this opportunity to speak on our mother tongue. "

Evari sattha enti?

Evarevari sattha eppudu thelusthundho ikkada chudham.

Premikudi sattha: Pelli cheskomannappudu thelusthundhi.
Sainikudi sattha: Yuddham vachinslpudu thelusthundhi.
Haalikudi(farmer) sattha: Panta kothaki vachinappudu thelusthundhi.
Parties sattha: Counting roju thelusthundhi.
Speaker sattha: Assembly samaaveshaalappudu thelusthundhi.
Teacher sattha: Class theeskunnappudu thelusthundhi.
Doctor sattha: Operation chesetappudu thelusthundhi.
Bridge sattha: varadhalochinappudu thelusthundhi.
Judge sattha: Theerpu cheppetappudu thelusthundhi.
Purohithudi sattha: Mantram chadivetappudu thelusthundhi.
Snehithudi sattha: Saayam adiginappudu thelusthundhi.
Director sattha: Cinema release roju thelusthundhi.
Hero sattha: Nijam ga roudylu ventabadithe thelusthundhi.
Student sattha: Results roju thelusthundhi.
Rachayitha sattha: Rachana chadivithe thelusthundhi.
Naa sattha: Meeru ee post ni share chesthe thelusthundhi.

Some more jokes

Kothaga pellainathanu thana bhaarya palletoori moddhani, kaastha naluguritho kalisi thirigithe andharitho hundhagaa melagadam nerchukuntundhani oka club lo cherpinchadu, parichayaalu kuda penchukovachani. Ilaa club lo paraayi magaallatho raasukupoosuku thiragadam nachaka, ishtam lekapoyinaa bhartha balavantham meedha club lo cherindhi. Konnaallaindhi, bhaarya maatram thana sarihaddhullo untu meligedhi.
        Oka roju club lo peddha party jarigindhi. Andhulo konthamandhi thappa thaagi dance kuda chesthunnaru, ee bhartha gaaritho sahaa. Marnaadu bhartha gaaru matthu dhigaaka bhaaryani adigaadu, "avnu.., ninna party lo alaa nenu balcony loki theeskelli muddhu pettukunnadhi ninnena?" ani.
Bhaaryaku ollu mandi javaabichindhi "a time lo?" ani.

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Adhe paniga pagelu pagelu raasthunna khaidhi ni thoti khaidhi adigaadu, "Em raasthunnav anni page lu? Edhaina kshamaabhiksha pettamani arji pettukuntunnava? Leka edhaina novel raasthunnava?"
"Avevee kaadhu, jail nundi paaripovadam ela? ane book raasthunnanu."

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Abbai: Congrats babai! Manam ee match gelichaam.
Babai: Ento ra, entha chandaalangaa aadi odipovaalanukunnaa kuda ee match lo odipokunda gelichesam. Chaala baadha ga undhi ra.
Abbai: Odipovaalani enduku anukunnav babai?
Babai: Last 2 matches odipoyaanu ra, ee match tho hattrick kottaalanukunna. Miss aypoyindhi ;-(

Cine'maayalu'

Manam news papers lo cinema news kuda chusthuntam. Andhulo flop cinemas ni flop anakunda vere sentences tho cover chesethuntaru. Lets see some of them.

* Aashinchinantha vijayam saadhinchaledhu.
( Cinema flop ayyindhani raasthe feel avthaarani gouravamga cinema 'hit kaledhani' raayadam )
* Anukunna reethilo prekshakulani alarinchalikapothunnadhani antunnaru.
( Parama bore ga undi, cinema ki vellina prathi okkaru thittukuntu vasthunnaarani raayaleka maryaadhapoorvakamga ilaa raastharu )
* Chusina prathi okkaru 'cinema bagundhi!' ani antunnaru.
( Asalu cinema entha mandhi chusaro adhi rayali......ante release roju nunchi kuda 'flop talk' ani artham )
* Ee cinema lo konni scene lu vivaadhaaspadhamga unnaayani bhogatta!!
( Cinema publicity penchukovadaaniki, leni vivaadhaanni aapaadhinchadam )
* Ee cinema lo konni scenes 'hollywood' ni thalapisthunnai.
( Hollywood cinema nundi copy kotti theesaru ani raasthe bagodhu kadha )
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Cinemalu manaku nerpina konni neethulu:

- Friends 'mama' ani pilchukovali.
- Father ni peru petti pilavaali.
- Lecturers ni dhadhammaluga bhaavinchaali.
- College lo ammaayilanu yedipinchali.
- College ki bunk kotti girlfriend tho cinemaku vellali, lekunte bar ki vellali. Akkada roudy gang tho fight chesi thana heroism chupinchali.
- Heroine father tho challenge cheyyali.
- Inni chesinaa chaduvulo first vachi collector or police inspector avaali.

Thitla Dhandakam - A Dictionary

Twarapadandi.....kodhi copy le unnaayi!!

Neti raajakeeya naayakula kosam 'Thitla Dhandakam - A Dictionary' ane adhbuthamaina granthaanni entho vyaya prayaasalatho telugu lone prapradhamanga memu prachurinchadam jarigindhi. Tholi mudhrana thone athyadhika prathulu ammudai, ee grantham sanchalanam srushtinchindhi.
          Gatha 10-15yrs raajakeeya rangam lo a padhavulu raaka, a party lo sthirangaa undaleka, veerini a party nammaka, ee rangaanne nammukuni thaado pedo thelchukundhaamani, pairaveelu chesthu swaathanthrya samara yodhulu ga gurthimpu pondhi, train la lo AC bogi la lo prayaanam chese athiratha mahaarathulaina raajakeeya naayakulu (cheppadaaniki veelleni baashalo) thittukunna naanaa dhushanalanu sekrinchi, kothaga aarengetram chese vaari kosam, evaru eppudu evarni elaa dhooshinchaarane visheshaalatho (date,time,situation tho sahaa vivarinchabadindhi) ee granthaanni prachurinchi release chesamu.
          Dheenilo prathi padhaaniki naanaarthaalu undatam vishesham. Dheenilo raaboye elections lo elaanti melakuvalu paatinchaali, dhrohulu, dhoshulu evaru? Vaari charithra photo la tho sahaa vivarangaa unnaayi. Evaru enni saarlu party maarchaaru, enni saarlu jail ki vellaaru ane vivaraalu, date, photos tho sahaa mudhrinchi unnaayi.
          Prathi raajakeeya naayakudi vaddha undadhagga grantham idhi!!

Prathyekathalu:
* A party lo entha kaalam undaali?
* A time lo, unna party ki opposite ga statement ivvali?
* A sandharbhaallo opposition tho vindhullo paalgonaali?
* Akrama aasthulu evari peruna unchaali?
* Mee peru chebithe mee party vaariki vanuku puttinchadam ela?
* Prashaanthamga unna party lo elanti samasyalu levanetthaali?
* Edhuti naayakula pai buradha challadam ela?

Modhalaina adhbutha vivaraala chitkaala 'pocket book' free!!

Gamanika: Ee granthaanni ithara baashalaloki anuvaadham cheyaalanukunevaaru sampradhinchavalasina chirunaama:
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       Raajakeeya nagar.

Thavikalu

Kavithalu raase vaallanthaa kavulu kaaroi,
Copy writers kuda kavulenoi.

Kondanaaluka ni chusi unna naaluka oodinatlu,
Puli ni chusi nakka vaatha pettukunnatlu,
Kodipunju ni chusi kothi kichakichamani vekkirinchinatlu,
Kavithalalonchi kavithalu puttukosthe
Naa thalalonchi thavikalu thannukosthunnai brother.

Yemani cheppanu? Yemani raayanu?

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Cellu neeku johaarlu

Nitya suprabhaatham tho nidhura lepedhi cellu,
Cheyavalsina panulu gurthu chesedhi cellu.

Gaadaandhakaaram lo mana unikini thelipedhi cellu,
Samayaanukulam ga mana unikini dhachedhi cellu.

Aapthula chirunaamaalanu dhaachi chupedhi cellu,
Raagaalatho anuraagaalatho aanandhaanni panchedhi cellu.

Prakruthi andhaalanu bandhinchi andhinchedhi cellu,
Kammukonna cheekatlalo velugunu nimpedhi cellu,
Ontari jeevithaalalo mounaanni chedinchedhi cellu.

Time thelipedhi cellu,
Timebomb pelchedhi cellu.

Maanavaali pidikitlo prapanchaanni palikinchi chupisthu,
Prapanchaanne nee guppitlo bandhinchuta o cellu..! Neeke chellu..!!

Cheppuko chudham

Park lo iddharu mithrulu kurchununnaru. Kasepu iddharu matludukunnaaka andhulo okadu "nenoka podupu katha vesthanu, answer cheppagalava?" ani adigaadu.
" Oh yes, adugu"
"Maa amma oka bidda ki janmanichindhi. Vaadu naaku thammudu kaadhu, chellelu kaadhu. Aa bidda evaro cheppuko chudham?"
Athani mithrudu chaala sepu aalochinchi, "Sare, nenu odipoyanu, answer nuvve cheppu"
"Nene ra fool!!" ani phelaphelaa navvaadu.
Ee jokedho bagundhani, intiki vellagaane idhi cheppi thana bhaaryanu fool chedhamani, "neekoka podupu katha aduguthanu, answer cheppagalava?" annaadu garvanga moham pedthu.
"Meera? Sare adagandi chudham" andhi.
"Jagrathaga vinu, malli artham kaledhantav. Maa amma oka biddaki janmanichindhi. Aa bidda naaku thammudu kaadhu, chelli kaadhu. Aa bidda evaro cheppuko chudham" annaadu thana medhassuni garvanga oohinchukuntu.
Bhaarya pani kangaarulo undi, "nenu cheppalenu, meere cheppandi, mahaa thelivaina vaaru kadha?!" andhi.
"Ee maatram cheppaleva? Adhi...., naa friend subbu gadu." annaadu baaralu viruchuku nilanadi. :-) ;-)

Pelliki mundhu - tarvatha

    Lovers ga unnappudu okari lakshnaalu okariki nachuthayi. Kani ave lakshnaalu pellayyaaka vaariki chiraaku theppisthuntayi. Alaanti lovers pelliki mundhu, pelli tarvatha ela untaaro chudham:

Pelliki mundhu: Abbailu manchi business minded ani, pelli cheskunte jalsa ga jeevitham gadapochani anukuntaru ammailu.
Pelli tarvatha: Vaallaki business thappa vere vishayame pattadhani baadha padthuntaru.

Pelliki mundhu: Abbailu nammindhi, anukunnadhe chestharu thappa evaremannaa lekka cheyyani gunde dhairyam kalavaarani anukuntaaru ammailu.
Pelli tarvatha: Thamanu kuda lekka cheyyatledhani feel avthuntaru.

Pelliki mundhu: Ammaillo slimness, sensitivity chusi ishtapadtharu abbailu.
Pelli tarvatha: Vaallu chaala weak ani, vaallakem chetha kaadhani anukuntuntaru.

Pelliki mundhu: Parties ki, functions ki vellinappudu andharitho kaburlu chepthu chaala husharuga untaarani ishtapadtharu.
Pelli tarvatha: Parties ki, functions ki velthe chaalu, enthasepu vaallatho veellatho kaburle thappa thamanu assalu pattinchukovatledhani baadhapadtharu.

How many of you agree?

Telugu Jokes

Teacher: Orey ramu..., sarala rekha gurinchi neeku thelisindhi cheppara?
Ramu: Sarala poduvuga untundhi. Rekha pottiga untundhi. Iddharu andhamaina ammaile sir... ;-)

"Kudharadhayya, ippatike office lo unna paniki sarigga saripoyentha mandhi unnaru. Kotha vaallani pettukune avasaram ledhu, dandaga kudanu."
"Emi dandaga anipinchadhandi. Nannu udyogam lo theeskovadam valla peddha theda emi undadhandi. Idhi varakatilaage untundhi."

"Inthaki nee samasya enti?" mellaga adigaadu hypnotist.
"Roju maa gurraaniki guggillu cheyinchi theeskelthuntaanandi."
"Andhulo thappem undhi? Gurraallu guggille kadha thintayi. Ee rojullo meero gurraanni maintain chesthu intha shraddhaga dhaani thindi vishayam kuda pattinchukuntunnaarante chaala aascharyam ga undhi. Andhulo thappemundhi?"
"Thappem ledhanukondi, kani naakasalu gurrame ledhu kadha...!!!"