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Asalaina Pisinaari:

Bharyanu theeskuni bazar ki velthu oka sweet stall mundhu aagi, "Osev kaantham! Inkoka gulab jamun tintaavemiti?" ani adigadu baibai.
Bharya aashcharyam ga "Adhemitandi! Nenasalu okka gulab jamun kuda thinaledhu ga!" andhi.
"Cha.., maree intha mathimarupaithe elaagoi?! Manaku pellaina kothalo idhe sweet shop lo oka gulab jamun thinnaavu. Konchem gurthu thechuko!"

  Doctor Salahaalu:
Patient 1: Doctor! Naaku nidralo lechi nadiche alavatundhi, em cheyyamantaru?
Doctor : Walking chaala manchidhi, continue. Cheyyandi.

Patient 2: Sudden ga kindhaki padipothunnatlundhandi
Doctor : Nuvvippudu kindhane padukuni unnav, alaage intlo kuda paduko

Patient 3: Naaku ee madhya peedakalalu vasthunnai doctor.
Doctor : Nidrapovadam maneyyandi. Next!!

Patient 4: Mathimarupu ekkuvaindhi doctor.
Doctor : Mundhu fees kattandi.

Patient 5: Merrichina tablets ki naa rogam thaggaledhu doctor.
Doctor : Nuvvichina note kuda cheyyaledhulevayya.

  Dharma Bodha:

Oka raithu pakka village loni temple lo aadhyaathmika prasangaalu jaruguthunnayani thelisi velladu. Akkada prasanginche swamiji thappa srothalu evaru kanipinchaledhu.
  "Swamy, evaru lerenti?" ani adigaadu.
  "Nuvvokkadive vachavu mari.., nannem cheyyamantav naayana?" annadu swamiji.
  "Aayya, nenu anthaga lokagnanam unnavaadini kadhu. Kakapothe okati, nenu naa pashuvulanu chudhamani kottaniki vellaananukondi, andhulo okkati aakalitho unaa dhaaniki metha vesthanu." ani badhulichaadu raithu.
  "Nee bhaavam naamarthamaindhi naayana!" ani swamiji ee vidham ga bodhana modhalupettadu.
Devudu, iham, param, nithyam, sathyam antu modhalaina aayana prasangam 1hr, 2hrs,3hrs,4hrs.... alaa sagipoyaka aagaadu.
  "Naa prasangam ela undhi?" ani adigadu swamiji.
  "Swamy, nenu meeku cheppenthavaadini kaadhu, kani nenu pashuvulanu chudhamani kottaaniki vellaananukondi andhulo okkati aakalitho unnaa dhaaniki metha vesthanu. Adhi nijame, kani motham gaddi dhaanike veyyanu."  ani cheppaadu.