Monday 29 April 2013

Lo'guttu'

√ Ee cinema lo paathralu, sanniveshaalu kalpithaalani,evarinee uddheshinchi levani chupinchaarante thappanisarigaa aa cinema loni paathralu evarino uddheshinchi untaayani manam gurthinchaali.

√ Ituvanti katha, kathanamtho venditherapai inthakumundhennadu cinema raledhani nirmaatha press meet lo prakatanalu isthe...adhi thappanisariga edho oka paatha cinema ki 'copy' ani manam gurthinchali.

√ Cinema super duper hit antu 3rd day nunche vijaya yaathralu chesthunnaarante....aa cinema 'flop' ani manam suluvuga gurthinchavachu.

√ Maa cinema yuvathanu visheshamga aakarshisthunnadhani prakatanalu guppisthunte....yuvatha aa cinema aade theatres mukham kuda chudatam ledhani artham cheskovali.

√ Maa cinema lo hero, heroine paathralalo kothadhanam kanabaduthundhani statements isthunte....avi thappanisariga paatha chinthakaaya pachadi paathrale ayyuntaayani artham chesukovali.

√ Maa cinema record lu iragadheesthondhi, aragadheesthondhi, collection lalo prabhanjanam srushtisthondhi ani producer thega hyraana paduthu prakatanalu isthunnaadante....asaluke mosam jarigindhani itte manam gurthinchavachu.

V'chithraalu'

-> Beggar character veyyadaniki hero ki Rs.1 crore remuneration ivvadam.

-> Rs.10 ticket theesi cinema sangathi bayatapette prekshakudiki unna thelivi, Rs.10 crores karchu petti cinema theese producer ki lekapovadam.

-> Vendi thera paina prekshakula aadharana kolpoyina nateemanulu, Bulli thera paina adhe prekshakula aadharana pondhadam.

-> Cinema llo heroine veskune potti potti dress laku ekkuva dabbu pettadam.

-> Hero ki climax lo enni dhebbalu thagilinaa, 'dont care' antu veerochithamga poraadi vilan ni mattupettadam (hero bakkapalachaga unnaasare).

Oka Premikudi Maanasika Aavedhana

Nuvvante naakishtam
Chenthakosthe kashtam
Naa brathuku amaavaasya ayinaa
Ninnu punnamani pogadaali
Nenu RTC lo thiriginaa
Ninnu auto llo thippaali
Nenu palleelu thinnaa
Neeku pizza lu burger lu
Nenu TV tho saripettukunnaa
Neeku cinemaalu shikaarlu
Nee parokshamlo, nenu chikki shalyamavuthaa
Nee samakshamlo naa purse bakkachikkuthundhi
Inthaa chesi
Nenu neeku manchi jeevithaaniddhaamanukunte
Nuvvu naaku mandhu bottle ichi marchipommannaavu.!!

Navvaalo Edvaalo Theliyani Paristhithulu

-> Bhaaramga gampedu pusthakaalatho badiki velthunna koduku chadhuvulo venukabadi, 'weight lifting' lo first vachinappudu.

-> Ee rendu rojulu em vaadaavu ani doctor adigithe, meeku ivvaalsina fees vaadesanu ani patient cheppinappudu.

-> Meekichina katnam bank lo veskunte vache vaddi dabbulatho inthakannaa haayiga brathikindochu ani bhaarya annappudu.

-> Stethascope medalo veskuni thirige doctors ni anusaristhu, compounder kuda thermometer ki dhaaraanni katti medalo veskuni thiruguthunnappudu.

-> Maa daggara anni rakaala masala packets dorukuthayi ani shop owner ante, mari midnight masala kuda dorukuthundha ani customer adiginappudu.

-> Meeku kallu vachina tarvatha mottamodhata em chudaalanukuntunnaaru ani doctor adigithe, cheekati ela untundho chudaalanukuntunnaanu ani patient cheppinappudu.

-> Enduku ra meesaalu theesesaavani adigithe market lo sampangi noone dorakadam ledhani cheppinappudu.

-> Nuvvu pareekshallo fail ayinaa mee daddy edho konisthaanannaadata ani adigithe, avunu rikshaw ani vidhyaarthi cheppinappudu.

-> Mee naannagaarem chesthunnaru? ani interview chese adhikaari adigithe, ee udhyogam kosam naa tarvatha interview ki ikkade line lo unnaaru ani abhyarthi samaadhaanamichinappudu.

Sunday 28 April 2013

Duradrushtam - Adrushtam

                                                                                                                                        Hyderabad
                                                                                                                                        28-04-2013

     Rachayitha Banka Baalaarao gariki,
     Maa pathrikalo meeru raasthunna "Kanneellu" serial parama bore ga undhani, prathi chinna vishayaanni sambhaashanalatho thega saagadheesi raasthunnaarani maa abhimaana paatakula nundi kuppalutheppaluga uttharaalu vasthunnaayi. Anchetha mee serial nu ee vaaram nunche nirdhaakshinyam ga aapesthunnaam.
                                                                                                                                        - Editor
                                                                                                                 Khyaathi vaara pathrika

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                                                                                                                                      Hyderabad
                                                                                                                                      28-04-2013

     Rachayitha Banka Baalaarao gariki,
     "Khyaathi" vaara pathrika lo meeru raasthunna "Kanneellu" serial maaku chaala baga nachindhi. Mukhyam ga meeru raase vidhaanam mammalni entho baga aakattukundhi. Maa channel lo mee "Kanneellu" serial nu daily serial ga roopondhinchaalanukuntunnaam. Meere dialogue lu kuda samakoorchagaligithe santhoshisthaam. Mee samaadhaanam kosam edhuru chusthu.....
                                                                                                                                 -Abhayaakar
                                                                                                                              ( Creative Head )
                                                                                                                              "GD" TV Channel

Monday 8 April 2013

Andhaaniki Chitkaalu

*Kalla chuttu valayaalu povaalante erra ullipaayalu chakraallaa palchagaa tharigi kalla meedha pettukovali.

*Pedhavulu erraga undaalante mirapa kaayalu metthaga rubbi pedhavulaki pattinchukuni araganta poyaaka kadukkovali.

*Mukku dhibbada povaalante jeelakarra kaaraanni palchani guddalo vesi okkasari peelisthe sari.

*Kantipaapalu niganigalaadaalante rendu chukkala ulli rasam kantlo veyaali.

*Pedhavulu thadi aarakunda undaalante panchadhaara letha paakaanni aaraara rasthundali.

*Mukham erraga andham ga meravaalante bellanni theegapaakam theesi padukune mundhu mukhaaniki pattinchi padukovali. Thellavaaresariki mukham erraga untundhi.

Muddhaayi Samaadhaanaalu

- Nee mukham malli chupinchavadhani cheppinaa mallendukochav?
* Idhe vishayam police laki entha cheppinaa vinipinchukokunda laakkochesaru.

- Nuvveppudu oke intlo dongathanam chesthavu, kaaranam?
* Nenu vaalla family donganu sir.

- Jebulu katthirinchadam neramani theleedha?
* Thelusandi, kani okappudu nenu tailor ni.

- Nuvvu hathya cheyaledhanna vishayam neeku thappa inkevarikaina thelusa?
* Chanipoyina vyakthiki thelusandi.

- Ninnu abaddhaala koru anantunnaru. Dhaaniki nee sanjaayishi?
* Mari naaku O dozen mandhi aadapillalunnaaru kadhandi.

- Thappudu saakshyam chebithe emavthundho thelusa?
* Case meme gelusthamandi.!

Political Dialogues

Raajakeeyaallo ee maatalu tharachuga vintuntam:

*Memanthaa adhishtaanam nirnayaaniki kattubadi untaam.
*Anni kaalame nirnayisthundhi. Prajale theerpu chebutharu.
*Opposition vaallu anavasara raadhaantham chesthunnaru.
*Dhammunte prathyaksha charchalaku randi, thelchukundham.
*CBI chetha dharyaapthukainaa memu siddham.
*Party kosam praana thyaagaanikainaa siddham.
*Gun lu vadhilesthene charchalaku ready.
*Aa vishayam charchinchadaniki samayam kaadhu. Vishayam court lo undhi.
*Baadhitha kutumbaalani aadhukuntaam.
*Idhi media abhoothakalpana!!

Konchem Theda.!

Bhartha: (Office nundi thana  gayyaali bhaarya ku phone chesi) Yemev.., em vandaav ivaala?
Gayyaali Bhaarya: Aa..? Visham!
Bhartha: Aithe nuvvu thini paduko, ivaaltiki nenu hotel lo bhonchesthanu.

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Bhikshagadu: Ammaa.., annam thalli...
Intaavida: Santhosham naayana.., akkada pettellu, tarvatha theeskunta.

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Subbarao: Sharma garu, nenu vasthunte ivaala kukka edhuraindhi. Adhi kudivaipu nunde velthe manchidha? Edamavaipu nundi velthe manchidha?
Sharma: Karavakunda etuvaipu nundi vellinaa manchidhi naayanaa.

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Shop Owner: Maa shop lo tube light konte dhaanikesi chudakunda undaleru.
Customer: Em..., antha adhbhutham ga veluguthundha?
Owner: Kaadhu, eppudeppudu veluguthundha ani..

Sunday 7 April 2013

Alavaatlo porapaatu

     Athyantha dhaivabhakthi kalgina Garatayya garu anivaarya kaaranaala valla hethuvaadhigaa parinaminchaaru. Kaani aayana maatalalo, chethalalo poorvapu alavaatlu kanipisthune unnai. 'Prabhanjanam' TV channel vaaru Garatayya gaaritho jaripina mukhaamukhi visheshaalu.

Prabhanjanam: Meeru sabhalalo devudu ledani prachaaram chesi intiki vellina ventane devuni pataaniki mundhu kurchuni kshamaapana korukuntaarata?

Garatayya: Rama Rama! Idhanthaa nenante gittani vaaru naapai chese dhushprachaaram.

Prabhanjanam: Mee sangha secretary Pichayya gari gurinchi mee abhiprayam?

Garatayya: Aayana devunitho samaanam.

Prabhanjanam: Mee hethuvaadha sangha raashtraadhyakshudu mimmalni koshaadhikaarigaa niyaminchaalani theesukunna nirnayaaniki mee sangha zilla adhyakshudu addu thagaladam lo mee abhipraayam?

Garatayya: Devudu varamichinaa pujari kanikarinchaledhani anukuntunnanu.

Saturday 6 April 2013

Old & New Films

* Evandi aavidochindhi - Please, maa aayana intlo unnaadu
* Kalasi unte kaladhu sukham - Evadi gola vaadidhe
* Aame katha - Anthuleni katha
* Mental krishna - Pichimaaraju
* Saleem - Anarkali
* Yedukondalavaadaa venkataramanaa - Govinda govinda
* Korukunna mogudu - Lucky chance
* Jarigina katha - Rahasyam
* Challenge - Sawaal
* Chadarangam - Ashtachemma
* Adithya 369 - Surya IPS
* Aata - Allari
* Vivaha bhojanambu - Aavakai biryani

Eenaati pelli chupulu

* Ammaayenti? Ilaa andhari madhya kaliya thiruguthu artham partham lekunda matladuthondhi?
- Aame oka TV lo anchor lendi

* Abbaayenti bothi ga aasakthi lekunda niraasha ga shunyam loki chusthunnadu?
- Athanu software engineer, prasthutham bench meedha unnaadu.

* Bayatenti boldanni cameralu?
- Pelli chupula karyakramanni Live telecast chestharata.

* Vaallidharu matladukovalani vidiga kurchunnaru. 3hrs ayinaa maatalu thegavemiti?
- Vaallidharu TV serials lo artist lu

* Aa godaventi?
- Pelli edhaina studio lo cheyyaalani abbayi thandri, kaadhu local function hall lo cheyisthanani ammayi thandri godavapadthunnaru.

Friends - Types

Mana nithya jeevitham lo rakarakaala manushulu edhuroutharu. Vaallandharitho erpade friend relations chudham.

* Kandhi pappu friends:
     Job lenantha varaku ledha salary peraganantha varaku okalaga pravarthinchi, status maaragaane rechipoye vaallu veellu.

* ATM friends:
     Avasaram padagaane upayoginchukuni tarvatha pattinchukoru veellu.

* Missed call friends:
     Mana mobile ki missed call istharu. Maname phone chesi matladali. Vaallu matram cheyyaru.

* Fast food friends:
     Bus lono, park lono, cinema hall lono parichayam avtharu. Anthavarake, tarvatha marchipotharu.

* Message friends:
     Pandagalaki, functions ki, holiday laki, new year ki....ilaa occasion ki thaggattu message lu pampistharu. Anthe, phone matram cheyyaru. Appudappudu comedy messages pamputharu.

Friday 5 April 2013

Helmet - Variety Reasons

       Helmet enduku pettukoledhani traffic constable adigithe variety ga ila answer ivvandi ;-)

* Naaku burra ledhantaru sir..., anduke veskoledhu
* Jeevitham lo enno dhebbalu thinnanu, naaku helmet lekapoyinaa parvaledhu
* Meda noppi ani doctor vadhannaru
* Job heavy ga undhi, ika thala paina kuda baruvendukani...
* Naaku appula vaalla bhayam ledhu
* Road lanni bagane unnai kadha ani....
* Helmet kondhamani adigithe Rs.1000 adigaadu, meeraithe Rs.100 k vadhilestharani...